Tales of bad dates....

[EnderJE]

Thats why we are different...You say weird.....I say threesome.

Let's just say that it didn't work out that way and that I was in love (or at least thought I was) with one of them.

 

[jack sparrow]

I had one of those 'sleep-over' dates last summer where the girl brought a bag of clothes etc. Well, I was cooking some bad ass corned beef for dinner, and she'd already had like 7 shots of tequila and was getting belligerent and saying I should do this or that to my house...making fun of various dust bunnies etc. I called her into the kitchen to taste the corned beef and she complained.

Well, my corned beef if awesome, so I said "You know what? I think we should just call it quits and you should probably go home"

She gathers up her stuff in a big huff, winds up and kicks a hole in the wall...says to me "What do you think of that?" I said, "At least that hole doesn't complain constantly...now get out."

 

[AristotleBC]

One of the worse I went on was a blind date. He showed up with packets of flower seeds instead of flowers and a weird poem. He took me to a cheap asian buffet for dinner where he wound up not being able to pay and I had to pay the $12 or something like that for dinner.

Then he proceded to tell me all sorts of reasons why he didn't like my church and how he thought that my particular kind of christian church wasn't okay because some of the music was more on the modern side. Finally his muffler fell off in my mom and dad's driveway so my dad had to get up and fix it for him.

That's not so bad but I'm sure others have much better tales.

did you bang him though?

LOL

 

[buffer1]

too many to get intofor a while there I just kept getting all the fucktard,s

 

[Raptorex]

When I was in college, we stayed up there for the summer. We use to go out to bars then go skinny dipping all drunk after. The cops came and we all took off, I had only a towel and had to hitchhike home. It was in the Berkshires so its dark at night.

Some hottie picked me up on the road and we made love for 3 days. Not a bad date, but bad ass...

 

[awittyusername]

Let's just say that it didn't work out that way and that I was in love (or at least thought I was) with one of them.

Yep. Love will F-up a perfectly good threesome. I've seen it happen.