Stinking mother fu*kers at the gym...

[Triple-H_2005]

Today I was at the gym training legs and there was this old lady on the leg press machine right next to the squat rack and I swear that she had to be wearing a gallon of the worst, nastiest I'm-an-over-the-hill-skank perfume that I have ever smelled.

Then, I had moved on to the leg press and was in the middle of my first heavy set adn some hippie dude was stretching out about four feet from me. He had that weird fuck-nasty smell going on that those no-hair-washing no-bath-taking mother fuckers smell. So I had to deal with that my three work sets.

THEN, I was doing single-leg extensions and some nasty dude that smelled like four day old body odor got on the machine next to me.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Was today "stink up the gym day" or what?

The worst part was that these were all those typical "I'm just wanting to stayin shape" motherfuckers that have never been in shape a day in their lives to begin with! They shouldn't even be breathing my air...

Don't you just want to kill these people sometimes?


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[FknKnuckleHd]

Damn brother thats a shity day at the gym, I feel your pain. Karmas coming your way.

 

[Smokescreen]

Dude, you think that's bad?! Come to my gym at 5am!!! Everybody in there, including the wack ass fucking trainers smell like either ass, pussy, shit, feet, underarms or fucking nasty ass cheap cologne/perfume!!! My wife and I are so jacked up on gear and stimulants that it acutally encourages me to say shit to them in there fucking faces! Just last week I went up to one of the trainers that was next to me and asked him in front of his clients to stop wearing that fucking nasty ass cologne because it makes me fucking sick to my stomach! You should have seen the look on his face bro! Funny as hell! This look like " holy shit! what just happend here". Fuckers!!! I would have knocked that Motherfucker out! You know what? Don't listen to me...it's the Fina and TEst that are controlling me.

 

[slicvic]

My wife and I are so jacked up on gear and stimulants that it acutally encourages me to say shit to them in there fucking faces!

LOL!! Where are couples like you 2 in our shitty town??? LOL!!

 

[DIVISION]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Was today "stink up the gym day" or what?

Dude......where's my car?????

Why didn't you just go up to them and ask them to participate in daily personal hygiene?

It's easy and it will embarrass them enough that they will never come to the gym smelling like ass and pussy again.....

oh man.....you kids kill me.

 

[Triple-H_2005]

Dude, you think that's bad?! Come to my gym at 5am!!! Everybody in there, including the wack ass fucking trainers smell like either ass, pussy, shit, feet, underarms or fucking nasty ass cheap cologne/perfume!!! My wife and I are so jacked up on gear and stimulants that it acutally encourages me to say shit to them in there fucking faces! Just last week I went up to one of the trainers that was next to me and asked him in front of his clients to stop wearing that fucking nasty ass cologne because it makes me fucking sick to my stomach! You should have seen the look on his face bro! Funny as hell! This look like " holy shit! what just happend here". Fuckers!!! I would have knocked that Motherfucker out! You know what? Don't listen to me...it's the Fina and TEst that are controlling me.

So where's yuor gym? I want to NEVER be there at 5 AM!!!

 

[ceo]

yeah theres a guy at my gym we call "stinky guy"

this bro has the worst BO Ive ever smelled. You can smell him coming before you see him...no lie. He's ripped as hell though...not too much mass but ripped...always around 5%bf and very vascular.

 

[stuartm]

I think all gyms must have that "smelly dont wash,dont change clothes, dont spray" person...God it makes me puke...no fuckin excuse for it.... last week at our gym this girl was using the pull down machine..shit she was stinkin` ...especially when her white t shirt has the yellow stains under the arms!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!

But why are we discussing this on the Anabolic forum!!

 

[big4rt]

Dude, you think that's bad?! Come to my gym at 5am!!! Everybody in there, including the wack ass fucking trainers smell like either ass, pussy, shit, feet, underarms or fucking nasty ass cheap cologne/perfume!!! My wife and I are so jacked up on gear and stimulants that it acutally encourages me to say shit to them in there fucking faces! Just last week I went up to one of the trainers that was next to me and asked him in front of his clients to stop wearing that fucking nasty ass cologne because it makes me fucking sick to my stomach! You should have seen the look on his face bro! Funny as hell! This look like " holy shit! what just happend here". Fuckers!!! I would have knocked that Motherfucker out! You know what? Don't listen to me...it's the Fina and TEst that are controlling me.

Pussy?? Where?

 

[Smokescreen]

My gym is in Miami. Bunch of dorks in my gym though. Good equipment...just a bunch of dorks! And they all look at me like I'm a fucking freak. Just the other day some dude was trying to become friends with me and my wife just to find out what I was doing to have the physique I have. I just told him straight out that I didn't want to talk to him and walked away.