Stinking mother fu*kers at the gym...

[ceo]

My gym is in Miami. Bunch of dorks in my gym though. Good equipment...just a bunch of dorks! And they all look at me like I'm a fucking freak. Just the other day some dude was trying to become friends with me and my wife just to find out what I was doing to have the physique I have. I just told him straight out that I didn't want to talk to him and walked away.

the friendly type eh? Never know...that guy couldve been the owner of some big, fast growing company and offered you a nice cushy position making a fat 6 figure income just cuz you were cool to him. Or maybe he wouldve said, "hey Im dying of cancer and have no family, youre the only one who has been nice to me so I want to leave you my entire estate worth $10 million." Guess you told him though.

 

[deltreefitness]

My gym is in Miami. Bunch of dorks in my gym though. Good equipment...just a bunch of dorks! And they all look at me like I'm a fucking freak. Just the other day some dude was trying to become friends with me and my wife just to find out what I was doing to have the physique I have. I just told him straight out that I didn't want to talk to him and walked away.

Way to go!

 

[Theresa34]

Today I was at the gym training legs and there was this old lady on the leg press machine right next to the squat rack and I swear that she had to be wearing a gallon of the worst, nastiest I'm-an-over-the-hill-skank perfume that I have ever smelled.

Then, I had moved on to the leg press and was in the middle of my first heavy set adn some hippie dude was stretching out about four feet from me. He had that weird fuck-nasty smell going on that those no-hair-washing no-bath-taking mother fuckers smell. So I had to deal with that my three work sets.

THEN, I was doing single-leg extensions and some nasty dude that smelled like four day old body odor got on the machine next to me.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Was today "stink up the gym day" or what?



I totally agree with you... I think that taking care of one self is completely important!!!!! I am with you whats up with people not taking care of themselves. We workout very close together, it's one thing we have to breath the same air... but darn!!!!! I really don't want your body odor in my nose and invading my space either... lol. I hope regardless that you used mind of matter and got your workout on regardless!!!!!!!

OK people theres a thing called soap and water and a good a@# cleaning.. lol

 

[Smokescreen]

LMFAO! I wish! Believe me...I've seen the guy working in Burger King. I know, maybe I would have gotten free fries!!!

 

[Smokescreen]

Shit! Some call me vain, others consided. Some call me narcsasist. But it don't matter to me. The point is I look good, smell good, feel good! Some people just don't care how they look? Why???? You only have one life motherf'er!!! Do your best to look good! To acheive something great in life! Get an education! Create something that will benefit humanity! Oh nver mind...I'm starting get pissed off. Damn Tren!!!!

 

[silver_shadow]

there was once this groups of kids that were working out at my gym. first of all big groups of newbies irritate the hell out of me with their lining up to do each exercise and constant chatter. then after the workout one of them took of his shoes and socks and boy were his feet STINKING. but i am not so worried abt that as some of the other things fat/skinny out of shape fucks do. for example, one day i was doing decline bench. so i'm unracking a 305 lb barbell and trying to get it into position before i lower it. at that point it would have been somewhere over my head when this fat bastard bends over carelessly to pick up a dumbell he had left near the bench. his ugly ass came within inches of knocking the bar out of my hands. it is one thing to be smelly, chatter and generally be not serious abt working out. but at the very least, u can't let clumsy fuckers run loose.

 

[bigmodean]

Yea CEO...I think every gym has a "stinky guy",buddy at gym,guy who owns it gives me shit about my nasty protien farts,i asked him "what about the fuckers that stink all the time"(in the place).....fart wars at gym a whole 'nother story.

 

[DIVISION]

oh man...

oh man.....you kids kill me.

Half y'all sound like bustabitch prettyboys....like women.....IMO, that's even worse....

Work out, do your thang, but don't sound like a bitch who is on a pedestal, like sharing the same air with other people is below you......that's just petty.......

 

[bullcocky]

Today I was at the gym training legs and there was this old lady on the leg press machine right next to the squat rack and I swear that she had to be wearing a gallon of the worst, nastiest I'm-an-over-the-hill-skank perfume that I have ever smelled.

Then, I had moved on to the leg press and was in the middle of my first heavy set adn some hippie dude was stretching out about four feet from me. He had that weird fuck-nasty smell going on that those no-hair-washing no-bath-taking mother fuckers smell. So I had to deal with that my three work sets.

THEN, I was doing single-leg extensions and some nasty dude that smelled like four day old body odor got on the machine next to me.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Was today "stink up the gym day" or what?

The worst part was that these were all those typical "I'm just wanting to stayin shape" motherfuckers that have never been in shape a day in their lives to begin with! They shouldn't even be breathing my air...

Don't you just want to kill these people sometimes?


end ranth

My idea to you is to stop working out at the YMCA Gold's Gym rarely has that problem

No but seriously, there is a guy that attended the old gym that I use to go to that would wear all camouflage. He would bring a bag with him that was filled with fruits and juices. He wore this head band that tied up in the back of his head with straps that would hang down to the center of his back.......we called him "survivor". It would be safe to say, that he may have showered once a week or maybe twice, but that would be pushing it.

 

[lostlazy]

I hate those days.