The Dumb One
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I got arrested about 2 weeks ago on some bullshit. DUI, possession and some other shit
I had just finished watching a football game at a friends house and was heading home. I drank maybe 4 beers in a 2 hour period and had not done any other type of drug. I'm driving along and all the sudden a cop flies up on my ass. I assumed he just wanted around but i assumed wrong. I came up to a stop sign and on come those pretty blue lights. I love the color blue. Anyway, it was not one but two separate vehicles. One of the officers come up and said he pulled me over for a crack in my tail light. I knew it was there, but it was so small i thought it was insignificant. He proceeds to ask me how much i've had to drink,i told him 4 beers. Of course i was asked to step out of the car for "THE TESTS". I politely asked if his camera in the vehicle was working and with a smart ass tone said it was broken. I seen things going down hill from here. A few "kind" words were said to me and i lost my temper. Cuffed and off to the tank i went. The whole way being told i had a dick in my mouth. There were a lot of comments that had a homosexual nature. This occured around 8 pm. We arrived at the jail about 845. While walking into the building one of the guys turns around and bumps me with his chest and asks me why i don't do something about it. I go into another one of my potty mouth sessions. I walk through the door continuing with the potty mouth. Out of nowhere a fat cop grabs me by the throat and said something to me but i can't remember. The MOTHER FUCKER choked me. I was then made to strip, and my shoe laces and belt were taken.
this is beginning to be too long.
I wasn't drunk, i didn't have any pot..the dude just waived an empty bag in front of me.
I wasn't allowed to make a phone call for 14 hours.
They didn't read my rights before i was arrested.
The FAT FUCK choked me.
However i didn't take the blow test. I was pissed and just didn't want to cooperate.
Can get out of this ?
I had just finished watching a football game at a friends house and was heading home. I drank maybe 4 beers in a 2 hour period and had not done any other type of drug. I'm driving along and all the sudden a cop flies up on my ass. I assumed he just wanted around but i assumed wrong. I came up to a stop sign and on come those pretty blue lights. I love the color blue. Anyway, it was not one but two separate vehicles. One of the officers come up and said he pulled me over for a crack in my tail light. I knew it was there, but it was so small i thought it was insignificant. He proceeds to ask me how much i've had to drink,i told him 4 beers. Of course i was asked to step out of the car for "THE TESTS". I politely asked if his camera in the vehicle was working and with a smart ass tone said it was broken. I seen things going down hill from here. A few "kind" words were said to me and i lost my temper. Cuffed and off to the tank i went. The whole way being told i had a dick in my mouth. There were a lot of comments that had a homosexual nature. This occured around 8 pm. We arrived at the jail about 845. While walking into the building one of the guys turns around and bumps me with his chest and asks me why i don't do something about it. I go into another one of my potty mouth sessions. I walk through the door continuing with the potty mouth. Out of nowhere a fat cop grabs me by the throat and said something to me but i can't remember. The MOTHER FUCKER choked me. I was then made to strip, and my shoe laces and belt were taken.
this is beginning to be too long.
I wasn't drunk, i didn't have any pot..the dude just waived an empty bag in front of me.
I wasn't allowed to make a phone call for 14 hours.
They didn't read my rights before i was arrested.
The FAT FUCK choked me.
However i didn't take the blow test. I was pissed and just didn't want to cooperate.
Can get out of this ?