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oooohh they are totally going to jizz on my pizza :-(
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avyrebirth
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nahhhh, the staff will probably just take turns spitting in it....
Next time he will be asking for extra spooge!
I don[t know what this thread's about because I didn't read the first page, but it reminds me of a joke I played on my hick dad not long ago. I was over at his house and he picked up the phone to order a pizza, I had picked the phone up first without him knowing. I said, "Pizza Inn, may I help you?" Day says in his very country hick voice, "I'd like a couple o' pepperoni pizzas with black olives and green peppers." I say, "Will that be all sir?" Dad says, "I think that'll do it young man." I say, "Sir would you like me to take a shit on that for you?" Dad starts stuttering and mumbling, he's very confused at this point. "Are you sure this is pizza inn?", he says. I can't hold it in any longer and I bust out laughing. He's the easiest person in the world to play a joke on.
Buddy_Christ
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Bran987 said:
i would've shaped it into a vagina and had everyone take turns fucking the dough. then once it was spread out on the pan, i'd have everyone give it a mushroom stamp, followed by my sweaty balls (yeah, gets hot in those kitchens) rubbing all over.
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that really wasn't cheese in the stuffed crust! 
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