oooohh they are totally going to jizz on my pizza :-(

[bran987]

that really wasn't cheese in the stuffed crust!

mozarella = white, no?

and crak, I just figured out why the FBI is after you, they want you to go help torture the POW's in Iraq

btw, I just noticed my cuticles need to be clipped, does anyone have a recco on how to handle this?

 

[bran987]

ok all fun and games aside

I just ate jizz, didn't I, just like jerkboks?

I mean seriously, not kidding anymore. what do I do now?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

ok all fun and games aside

I just ate jizz, didn't I, just like jerkboks?

I mean seriously, not kidding anymore. what do I do now?

PM AAP and see if you can move in next to him.

 

[canadianhitman]

Bran...grow some balls, man! Drive down to Pizza Hut with that pizza, walk right into the kitchen, and grind it right into the face of whatever staffer looks at you with the most fear in their eyes.

 

[canadianhitman]

BTW, I've lost any and all respect for you that I once may have had knowing that you ate even a single bite of that pizza.

 

[canadianhitman]

I'm gonna talk to OAS, and see what we can do about changing your title to "Cum-Eating Pseudo-Queer of the New Karmic Church"

 

[bran987]

aww man I was stoked that a canadian was standing up and being tough after I read your first reply here I was about to go stick it to 'em

but after reading the last 2, I just feel bad

 

[jerkbox]

maybe they flossed their butts with the dough before they tossed it.....lookout for asshairs and dingleberries baked into the crust

 

[SoKlueles]

maybe they flossed their butts with the dough before they tossed it.....lookout for asshairs and dingleberries baked into the crust

 

[jerkbox]

you know you'd be all over that