oooohh they are totally going to jizz on my pizza :-(

[bran987]

I think half of you are kidding and the other half of you actually know I'm really screwed. I know I'm screwed. I knew a guy who used to jizz in the mayo at subway. I want this pizza so bad though. I'm still going to eat the pizza.. am I gay? I feel like George Castanza..

 

[wootoom]

youll never know they jizzed on it and your gonna think its tastes better. LOL

 

[Moderate_THIS]

you waited on the phone for 15 minutes for Pizza Slut? You deserve a Peter North'ed pizza.

 

[bran987]

you waited on the phone for 15 minutes for Pizza Slut? You deserve a Peter North'ed pizza.

well I was watching seinfeld, hence the george castanza comment, but after 2 commercials I realized i was still holding the phone up to my ear and it pissed me off

only 15 minutes until the delivery boy shows up with my frosty

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i say by midnight you'll be out on the corner looking for cock to suck.

 

[bran987]

awwwwwwwww

SHIT

the delivery guy smirked

he SMIRKED at me!!! like he knew

 

[Buddy_Christ]

call them back and say "yes, i'd like to place another order....can i have the cock of everyone that jizzed on my pizza in my mouth in 30 minutes or less? thank you."

 

[SoKlueles]

Omg Bran Put The Pizza Down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

i say by midnight you'll be out on the corner looking for cock to suck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[bran987]

call them back and say "yes, i'd like to place another order....can i have the cock of everyone that jizzed on my pizza in my mouth in 30 minutes or less? thank you."

LOL

I dunno

it looks pretty dry

is this something they bake into it beforehand?

I bet they bake it in those bastards. that's what you would do isn't it crak. you marines and your covert tactics