My neighborhood is being overrun by asians

[Faizakafez]

you could run a factory from your basement and employ them all

 

[jerkbox]

leave poisened piles of rice everywhere

 

[puddlemonkey]

Pibull's from Michael Vick

Dead ones?

 

[the_clockwork]

You are upset at little girls with sidewalk chalk? lol.

they can color all they want on their driveway but not mine. I got some kind of chinese lettering and rainbows and hopscotch on my driveway. Can I sue?

 

[heatherrae]

they can color all they want on their driveway but not mine. I got some kind of chinese lettering and rainbows and hopscotch on my driveway. Can I sue?

You stuffy old curmudgeon. LOL

 

[the_clockwork]

You stuffy old curmudgeon. LOL

what if I ever go out and bring a girl home? Pull up to my house and she sees that? She's either going to think a.) I have kids or b.) I'm pick3 gay and like to color with sidewalk chalk.. both result in me not getting laid!

 

[jestro]

I called an exterminator but he hung up on me when I explained my problem being asians.

Dude, I fucking literally lol'd when I read that.

 

[bw1]

leave poisened piles of rice everywhere

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[cindylou]

they can color all they want on their driveway but not mine. I got some kind of chinese lettering and rainbows and hopscotch on my driveway. Can I sue?

I agree. I was not allowed to play in anyone's yard but mine, unless I had permission from the people that owned it.

I'm very annoyed by kids that play in my yard. Its rude, and the parents need to freaking learn how to parent!

I had all these kids sledding in my yard last winter. I finally had to yell at them and the parents. Get the fuck out of my yard.

lol

 

[the_clockwork]

I'm going to murder one of them until the pack learns they could be next