Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

[jnevin]

I'm going to get a massage in a bit, the girl that takes care of me is cute, I've recently heard a few things about the place I go to, saying you can get one there. Plus, I'm on 500 mg/ sust/ wk.


Thoughts?

 

[harmonica]

Blurt it out almost like you're kidding. Almost. If she laughs then you could be shit out of luck.

 

[hotzie]

ask her if she wants to make another 50

 

[gotmilk]

ask her if she carries a badge first.

You might get a happy ending on solicitation

 

[vansmack2000]

ask her if she carries a badge first.

You might get a happy ending on solicitation

is that a myth, does a undercover cop really have to say if they are a cop when asked?

 

[gotmilk]

True story....

but there's a difference between cop and detective..

and semantics count....legal wording...

 

[swaptrex]

housekeeping...you want me fluff pillow?

 

[excugat]

Don't ask, nothing verbal, just casually make a hand gesture.
Heard this from a female masseuse.

 

[JayC9]

ask her if she wants to make another 50

$50 for a 30min handjob! What! I can take to 18 yr olds and do whatever I want with them for 24hrs for that money.

Ask for a soapy or a 'special massage'.

 

[Mavafanculo]

is that a myth, does a undercover cop really have to say if they are a cop when asked?

myth. nys and fed courts have held deception/lying (assuming no other elements of entrapment) are permissable police tactics.

 

[KillahBee]

bro, if you go to a place that knows what they are doing, you won't have to ask.

 

[Mavafanculo]

$50 for a 30min handjob! What! I can take to 18 yr olds and do whatever I want with them for 24hrs for that money..

useless without contact info lol

 

[EnderJE]

ask her if she carries a badge first.

You might get a happy ending on solicitation

But if you do, then post up. I need a laugh.

 

[samoth]

myth. nys and fed courts have held deception/lying (assuming no other elements of entrapment) are permissable police tactics.

TITCR

 

[jnevin]

I had to happily end myuself. Didn't have the bools to ask. Kind of don't have bools right now anyway...

 

[75th]

I had to happily end myuself. Didn't have the bools to ask. Kind of don't have bools right now anyway...

Coward!

How cute is this chick?

 

[jnevin]

Coward!

How cute is this chick?

I'd say she's an 8.

 

[75th]

I'd say she's an 8.

So, like my avatar?

 

[jnevin]

So, like my avatar?

???

 

[75th]

???

Hahaha just joshin ya bro.

My wife has been on her period for the past 4 days so my head is a little out there.

 

[feisty11975]

So, like my avatar?

What's wrong with this picture? Ummmm Never mind!

 

[jnevin]

Hahaha just joshin ya bro.

My wife has been on her period for the past 4 days so my head is a little out there.

I'm not a red zone kind of guy. I have friends that will go down as long as there's a tampon in. No sir.

Back to this massage girl. If I were out of town and had no worries of looking like a douche by asking for a stranger to jerk me off, fine. I can do that. Seeing someone out and about after that, not so good.

 

[75th]

I'm not a red zone kind of guy. I have friends that will go down as long as there's a tampon in. No sir.

Back to this massage girl. If I were out of town and had no worries of looking like a douche by asking for a stranger to jerk me off, fine. I can do that. Seeing someone out and about after that, not so good.

There must be about 100 massage establishments within driving distance from your place. Plus, how often you see this girl out on the town?

Just pound a few irish carbombs before you go.

Be sure to drive there, also.

 

[feisty11975]

So, like my avatar?

aim the camera a lil lower next time!!

 

[jnevin]

There must be about 100 massage establishments within driving distance from your place. Plus, how often you see this girl out on the town?

Just pound a few irish carbombs before you go.

Be sure to drive there, also.

The trial and error part of that would be a bitch.

 

[Mavafanculo]

TITCR

TITCR = "This Is The Credited Response"?

is this commonly used in academia these days? I had to find it via google lol.

 

[Mavafanculo]

I had to happily end myuself. Didn't have the bools to ask. Kind of don't have bools right now anyway...

you rubbed one out after she left before getting dressed lol? you realize she probably has a video camera set up in the room.

 

[Mavafanculo]

aim the camera a lil lower next time!!

 

[feisty11975]

Now that's what I'm talking about!! woohoo

 

[Raina]

"I heard you were not only a great massage therapist but are also a slut". Then bring it up. Chicks love that.

 

[Lestat]

swole will be jealus

 

[Beachbum1546]

swole will be jealus

I came to realize I spend too much time on this site because I totally got that joke.

 

[Sub-Zero]

just get a hardon and roll over onto ur back and grab ur cock and see what she does. be confident, girls like confidence

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Wow your toenails are even smaller than mine!

 

[blut wump]

bro, if you go to a place that knows what they are doing, you won't have to ask.

Indeed. If you have to ask then the answer will be 'no' or worse.

 

[Tytan]

Just tip well at the beginning of the session. Not too well, but let em know a little something could be waiting for them if they do a good job....

 

[gotmilk]

"I heard you were not only a great massage therapist but are also a slut". Then bring it up. Chicks love that.

I get slapped every time I say "your the biggest message therapist around here"......

Makes me want to go all Dr Phil on their ass.

 

[hardrock]

just roll over with a raging hard on and ask her to fix that for ya?

 

[Deterass]

ask her if she wants to make another 50

$50 ?? No way, offer her $30 first.

 

[Mr. Black]

just roll over with a raging hard on...

And then play it up, being all embarassed and shit....if she's into to it, she'l let you know and finish you off. If not, she just saw what you'r packing and might want a close inspection...off duty.

 

[dubclutch]

Allow me to educate. You DON'T ASK ANYTHING!?! Think about it, suppose you "tactfully" inquire, legally you "voiced" intent. I started out the same way, it didn't take long to realize, money was the ONLY language understood. Don't be stupid and flat out ASK for it or ask how much like so many have in the past only to be thrown out or worse, have the cuffs slapped on. Go in, look for their rate on the wall or wait for "mama-san" to tell you. All you do is add your SIGNIFICANT donation to the hourly rate, you don't need to say a word.

 

[dubclutch]

Let me educate you guys...DON'T SAY A WORD!?! Too many have uttered those fateful words and have found themselves either thrown out or wearing steel bracelets. MONEY is the best understood statement. The door greet will tell you the rate and offer a shower before you proceed, TAKE THE SHOWER! This will establish what you are there for. As for the rate, add a a generous donation, you don't need to say anything else.

 

[miplank]

fuck off prick

 

[mustang_00]

unload on that kneegrow mitch UNLOAD!!! pew pew pew

 

[zwhit]

very informative thread

 

[shirlene29]

oh have the mighty have fallen


wait, what?

 

[wootoom]

Allow me to educate. You DON'T ASK ANYTHING!?! Think about it, suppose you "tactfully" inquire, legally you "voiced" intent. I started out the same way, it didn't take long to realize, money was the ONLY language understood. Don't be stupid and flat out ASK for it or ask how much like so many have in the past only to be thrown out or worse, have the cuffs slapped on. Go in, look for their rate on the wall or wait for "mama-san" to tell you. All you do is add your SIGNIFICANT donation to the hourly rate, you don't need to say a word.

Fuck off you spineless no good cocksucker

 

[WoodyO]

Bunch of fucking perverts in here

 

[Dial_tone]

You can probably tell just by how close they get to the package before you reach that point

 

[dabuffguy]

I'm going to get a massage in a bit, the girl that takes care of me is cute, I've recently heard a few things about the place I go to, saying you can get one there. Plus, I'm on 500 mg/ sust/ wk.


Thoughts?

Thought?

Ya, what's the address?

 

[broscience]

All you gotta do when you first go in there is drop you boxers and just lay on your back

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[jnevin]

Thought?

Ya, what's the address?

It's in Millcreek up 33 south. I haven't been there in years, can't remember the name.

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[WoodyO]

Never hurts to get yourself a lil' chubbed up in the car before you head in.

 

[jnevin]

Shit, I do that before I walk into 7-11.

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[WoodyO]

It is a good way to get noticed

 

[SpyWizard]

yep, watch out for loss prevention..

 

[WoodyO]

Is that a tallboy of coors in your pocket?

 

[jnevin]

Is that a tallboy of coors in your pocket?

I always got the tall Heineken bottles if I'd buy bigger beers. Cans seemed too ghetto.

 

[jnevin]

That would have meant I had a problem, you see. Heineken clearly means you're not an alchie.

 

[WoodyO]

Beer won't skunk in a can. Just remember to pour it into a pint glass instead of drinking out of the can. Also, green glass blocks absolutely none of the UV rays, so Heineken or rolling rock will be the first beers to skunk on ya.

 

[jnevin]

I used to like a little skunk

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[zwhit]

skunk kush?

 

[the_alcatraz]

Heineken has the worst damn after-taste of any beer

 

[WoodyO]

All lager's taste the same. They are all watered down piss.

 

[digimon7068]

Allow me to educate. You DON'T ASK ANYTHING!?! Think about it, suppose you "tactfully" inquire, legally you "voiced" intent. I started out the same way, it didn't take long to realize, money was the ONLY language understood. Don't be stupid and flat out ASK for it or ask how much like so many have in the past only to be thrown out or worse, have the cuffs slapped on. Go in, look for their rate on the wall or wait for "mama-san" to tell you. All you do is add your SIGNIFICANT donation to the hourly rate, you don't need to say a word.

why did you dig this up, douchebag??

 

[shirlene29]

retching at the idea of chemically aged beer

 

[digimon7068]

retching at the idea of chemically aged beer

can i have a happy ending?

 

[nangiggles]

eFukt.com | Happy Ending Fail

 

[WoodyO]

eFukt.com | Happy Ending Fail

Repoast!

 

[-SD-]

lol @ 41000 views

 

[billfred]

eFukt.com | Happy Ending Fail

why would someone with a tiny dick be posting it on internet

 

[bigbassturd]

Idk, ask captain fucktard

 

[billfred]

Idk, ask captain fucktard

yeah but he had big balls

 

[pdaddyII]

yeah but he had big balls

They were leveraged by the elastic!

 

[miplank]

Idk, ask captain fucktard

and jack steel

 

[miplank]

They were leveraged by the elastic!

lololol

 

[pdaddyII]

Lolololololol