Is there a tactful way to ask for a happy ending?

[broscience]

All you gotta do when you first go in there is drop you boxers and just lay on your back

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[jnevin]

Thought?

Ya, what's the address?

It's in Millcreek up 33 south. I haven't been there in years, can't remember the name.

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[WoodyO]

Never hurts to get yourself a lil' chubbed up in the car before you head in.

 

[jnevin]

Shit, I do that before I walk into 7-11.

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[WoodyO]

It is a good way to get noticed

 

[SpyWizard]

yep, watch out for loss prevention..

 

[WoodyO]

Is that a tallboy of coors in your pocket?

 

[jnevin]

Is that a tallboy of coors in your pocket?

I always got the tall Heineken bottles if I'd buy bigger beers. Cans seemed too ghetto.

 

[jnevin]

That would have meant I had a problem, you see. Heineken clearly means you're not an alchie.

 

[WoodyO]

Beer won't skunk in a can. Just remember to pour it into a pint glass instead of drinking out of the can. Also, green glass blocks absolutely none of the UV rays, so Heineken or rolling rock will be the first beers to skunk on ya.