Well I just ebarrassed the H^*(( out of myself.. I went for my massage and the lady that normally does it had today off and it just so happened that a new well edowed lady took her place.. oh boy,,, so I always leave my boxers on so we were talking and she told me to roll over and when I did my little johnson fell out of the front slit and the only thing I knew to say was ( Wheres the BEEF ) oh boy,,,...................


