i almost smashed a couple peoples heads in at the movies tonight

[duritz]

i almost smashed a punkass kid's head in at the movies tonight

ok so i am leaving the movies with my ex gf and it is raining and shit... well i was gonna turn right onto this one street, but then decided to go straight so i kinda got in the left lane... the light was red btw. the fucker behind me was going pretty fast and almost hit me when i was half in the lane and starts beeping the horn... i'm like wtf dude... the light is red... there is a car in front of me at the light anyway... well i guess the fucker in front of me was the guy behind me's friend cuz when the light turned green, they boxed me in and wouldnt move... they thought it was cool or something that i couldn't move...

my ex was freakin out, so i pull one of my golf clubs out of the back seat and get out of my car and go up to the car in front... i say, "listen fuckface... you don't know who you are messing with, so if you don't apologize to me right now for making me get all wet coming out and and move your fucking cavalier you're gonna have to get this 8 iron removed from your forehead"

the kid was like shitting his pants. he said, "oh i'm so sorry i thought you were one of my friends and we were playing a joke on him... i'm so sorry blah blah blah" so i walk back to my car and throw the finger to the guy behind me and say, "fuck you dick!!!" and get in my car and proceed home.

fucking punk ass kids!!!!!!!!!
oh and before you ask.. i brought the club cuz i had no idea who was in the cars... for some protection since i knew i was outnumbered.

 

[HULKSTER]

Why the fuck do you have golf clubs in your car? Are you a golfer?

Say it ain't so, duritz......say it ain't so. (weeping)

 

[duritz]

Why the fuck do you have golf clubs in your car? Are you a golfer?

Say it ain't so, duritz......say it ain't so. (weeping)

yeah i am a golfer

 

[HULKSTER]

So duritz, what do you think of the whole Anikka situation?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Re: i almost smashed a punkass kid's head in at the movies tonight

You know if you laid a hand on him you would have become bunk mates with Big Johnson! House Arrest Buddies! Gay!

 

[duritz]

So duritz, what do you think of the whole Anikka situation?

i was actually looking at her swing... it's so damn smooth and she hits it so far... like it looks like she is barely hitting it...

i said i am a golfer, but not a good one

i'm too muscular to golf well... i can't stretch as well... i mean i can hit the ball like 280-300, but it just feels so awkward... like so tight... i think i need to stretch more.

she can defly be a top 50 player on the mens tour though... she is that good... golf is by far the easiest sport for a woman to compete against a man... look at the 65 yr old guys who still play professionally and dominate

 

[duritz]

Re: Re: i almost smashed a punkass kid's head in at the movies tonight

You know if you laid a hand on him you would have become bunk mates with Big Johnson! House Arrest Buddies! Gay!

like i said i didn't intend to do anything, just brought the club for protection

 

[duritz]

thats why i always have a crossbow in my car as an equilizer..you never know these days ..

exactly... u never know... it's there just in case... better to be safe then sorry... but i really was just lazy and forgot to take the clubs out of my car

 

[Deathwish]

thats why i always have a crossbow in my car as an equilizer..you never know these days ..

 

[biteme]

Some big teenage punk here in the townhomes where I live called my daughter a little bitch and said insulting things about me to her. I am in a murderous rage right now, so I know it's best for me not to go looking for him as I might beat him to death. Seriously, I'm afraid that I will kill him.