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HappyScrappy
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the whole "I just shit my pants" and stuff all started as a drunken thing between friends. then finally I was just like "watch this" and then did that to show up my friends.
it actually gets some pretty funny reactions.
the secret to really making it not work is not shutting up about it. trust me.
it actually gets some pretty funny reactions.
the secret to really making it not work is not shutting up about it. trust me.
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I have received SO MANY wonderful replies that I figured I should do a combination of all of them, out of respect for you all. SO here is what I came up with...
I will walk up to her, with an olympic bar in my hand, and say hello. In the midst of conversation I will thrust the olympic bar into her face and then lay her down on a bench, as I ask her if she needs a spot. Then I will teabag her! I am sure taht this will not work so I will get up and do a rain dance that also includes a line about her being a cock tease and then I will call her over to me and whisper to her that I just shit my pants. Then I'll ask her if I can buy her a bottled water.
Sound like plan?
I have received SO MANY wonderful replies that I figured I should do a combination of all of them, out of respect for you all. SO here is what I came up with...
I will walk up to her, with an olympic bar in my hand, and say hello. In the midst of conversation I will thrust the olympic bar into her face and then lay her down on a bench, as I ask her if she needs a spot. Then I will teabag her! I am sure taht this will not work so I will get up and do a rain dance that also includes a line about her being a cock tease and then I will call her over to me and whisper to her that I just shit my pants. Then I'll ask her if I can buy her a bottled water.
Sound like plan?
HappyScrappy
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you learn fast!
you could also try sticking the bar in rude places.
seriously, the best way to talk to her is after/outside of the gym.
most people when in the gym just want to get their work done and don't want to be interrupted.
even if a hot girl came up to me in the gym and wanted to talk, I'd still be thinking about how I needed to get back to my workout.
even worse on the cardio equip.
but outside in the parking lot, or in the lobby or whatever, just say hi, see how she reacts and then go from there.
"hey baby, want to dance?"
"fuck off loser"
"what?! oh, I'm sorry, I think you must have misheard me - I was just saying you look fat in those pants."
you could also try sticking the bar in rude places.
seriously, the best way to talk to her is after/outside of the gym.
most people when in the gym just want to get their work done and don't want to be interrupted.
even if a hot girl came up to me in the gym and wanted to talk, I'd still be thinking about how I needed to get back to my workout.
even worse on the cardio equip.
but outside in the parking lot, or in the lobby or whatever, just say hi, see how she reacts and then go from there.
"hey baby, want to dance?"
"fuck off loser"
"what?! oh, I'm sorry, I think you must have misheard me - I was just saying you look fat in those pants."
THeMaCHinE
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You forgot to light her on fire. I'd suggest kerosene over lighter fluid though. Lighter fluid is so 80s.
THeMaCHinE
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Re: ARE YOU CRAZY!!?
Yeah, I have been known to have premature immolation.
bstone said:
Yeah, I have been known to have premature immolation.
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