You guys should see that Steve Martin movie 'The Man with Two Brains' - he's looking for a body so he can transplant the brain of the woman he loves.
The doctor tells him the operation's only been done succesfully with a gorilla. He thinks about it for a couple seconds, then says 'Nah, I can't fuck a gorilla.'
BW: I've done estimated 315 bench press many times so don't hate.