Been calling my wife "Bish" and she doesnt seem to mind

[nangiggles]

I feel the overwhelming urge to type "teh" in my professional work.

Lololol I was joking with hub, sis and brother-in-law, convo turned dark and I said "it's not rape if you yell surprise" lolol

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[PICK3]

Lololol I was joking with hub, sis and brother-in-law, convo turned dark and I said "it's not rape if you yell surprise" lolol

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cool story

 

[ceo]

I eat here whenever I can, bros...

Roasted Chicken can't touch this Broasted Chicken, muthafuckas!

 

[cindylou]

I walked in on my boss installing java on his computer and dove across his desk and screamed 'NNOOOOOO!!!!!!11'

lmfaoooo

 

[bigbassturd]

Lololololol

 

[-SD-]

I wood, but I work with some really smart people. I don't think they'd see the humor in my espièglerie.

I have no idea what teh fuck that means

 

[mrplunkey]

Definition of ESPIÈGLERIE
: the quality or state of being roguish or frolicsome

 

[-SD-]

I didnt go to Vandy

I went to dumbfuck state u

 

[bigbassturd]

Where did you go rob?

 

[-SD-]

Tx state