Which one of you ass jockeys

[ceo]

No way! She can't get enough of me. She hasn't even gotten home from leaving my place and she's already text me 7-8 times.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Oh you dirty bastard! lol

 

[Smurfy]

maybe it was 75th?

 

[Arabian]

lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

maybe it was 75th?

He from Chicago?

 

[ceo]

be sure to PM me your new number so I can call you and not leave a message!

 

[puddlemonkey]

be sure to PM me your new number so I can call you and not leave a message!

Don't make me send you some texts posing as a female hoping your wife sees it.

 

[NEO1]

What's the over/under on time before she is at the "clinic"?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Gimme that # I got a couple cawk pics i need to distribute

 

[kyderby]

You'll all lose! I'm making this one work. I'm gonna actually put forth effort and everything!

WTF...I read this and then did a google search. Nowhere could I find anything about aliens invading. How else could his sudden disappearance and this statement be explained?