a def couple is on their honeymoon.....FUNNY SHIT

[karson]

and they cant communicate to each other That they want to fuck. so the first night goes by and they dont have sex. the next day the guy sign languages to his new wife and says "we need to come up with a way to signal each other when one of us wants to have sex." she agrees and asks what the signal for each should be. he tells her (using sign language) look, if i want to have sex i will grab your right boob once and if i dont want to have sex i will grab your left boob twice. and then he says, if you want to have sex pull my dick once, if you dont want to have sex pull it 50 times...ha ha ha ha

 

[Gilbyag]

I think I would ask her to suck my dick for 10 min if she wanted to have sex and 20 if she didnt.

 

[creamy_goodness]

I think I would ask her to suck my dick for 10 min if she wanted to have sex and 20 if she didnt.

TEN MINUTES?!! TWENTY MINUTES?! WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PORN STAR?

I'm just jealous.

 

[Gilbyag]

TEN MINUTES?!! TWENTY MINUTES?! WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF PORN STAR?

I'm just jealous.

have you been peeking in my bedroom windo again...