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Whats the best gym story you've got?
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This guy in my gym, he's about 6' tall, maybe 170, no mass at all, thin as a rail. He wears his headphones, gloves, gold chain, gold bracelet, and ALWAYS walks around with a big McDonald's cup like he had just finished a value meal and needs a workout to help wash it down. I've seen him there for over a year, and he's still using the same weights. He uses 20lb. dumbells when doing flat dumbbell presses and does these partial reps, and has this look on his face like he's actually lifting heavy. His partial reps are so tiny that he's barely moving his arms at all! I think he's afraid to go up in weight. Would't want to put on any mass! I always want to ask him, "what the hell are you doing with those partial reps?" The dude puts a 25lb. plate on each side of the leg press and acts like he's moving some massive weight. Atleast he's playing it smart by not lifting too heavy, but shit man, put some weight on there!!!.
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a couple of days ago was doing dumbell press with 120's and when I finished my last rep proceeded to put the dumbells down(forcefully) forgetting that my bottle of protein drink was also next to the bench. The dumbell landed on the bottle "POP" the bottle exploded all over this guy sitting next to me, he was covered from the waist up in brown protein shake
a couple of days ago was doing dumbell press with 120's and when I finished my last rep proceeded to put the dumbells down(forcefully) forgetting that my bottle of protein drink was also next to the bench. The dumbell landed on the bottle "POP" the bottle exploded all over this guy sitting next to me, he was covered from the waist up in brown protein shake
there's this big fat bastard who goes to my gym who thinks he's all muscle.I'm pretty sure he's mildly retarded also.Anyway, he does nothing but bench press day in and day out.He won't ask for a spotter, so he scares the shit out of everyone, because he'll slap 375lbs on, drop it on his chest, and scream bloody murder until someone runs over and pulls it off.THe gym owner told me and a few buddies that if we see him come in to the gym, please keep a close eye on him if we don't mind.Of course, we always let him scream a little before we help....
that one last rep..
There was one guy at my gym doin`one handed preacher curl, on his last rep, he could hardly move the weight. He started turning deep red and veins all popping out!! Then he finds newfound strength ,and his arm jets forward smashing the dumbell into his face and breaking his nose, blood everywhere!!, man that was scary..
There was one guy at my gym doin`one handed preacher curl, on his last rep, he could hardly move the weight. He started turning deep red and veins all popping out!! Then he finds newfound strength ,and his arm jets forward smashing the dumbell into his face and breaking his nose, blood everywhere!!, man that was scary..
Bench Press Leg Lifts
Here's a new one that pissed me off but gave me an extra rep on Incline's:
The gym is fairly empty when I get there, so it's not a problem that this was taking place, but here goes.
Some 17 year old kid who looks like a karate champion with his headband and very short shorts and tank top decides to take the barbell of of the bench press. He then gets into position for a bench press and proceeds to grab the barbell rests, puts his legs together and starts doing LEG RAISES for about 10 minutes.
Mind you, this isn't a crazy exercise, but given the fact we have MATS and knee raise machines and other benches why the F*** did he have to waste a bench? Shit like this get's me angry and allowed me to get some extra reps in all exercises. Maybe these new inventions ain' t so bad afterall.
Here's a new one that pissed me off but gave me an extra rep on Incline's:
The gym is fairly empty when I get there, so it's not a problem that this was taking place, but here goes.
Some 17 year old kid who looks like a karate champion with his headband and very short shorts and tank top decides to take the barbell of of the bench press. He then gets into position for a bench press and proceeds to grab the barbell rests, puts his legs together and starts doing LEG RAISES for about 10 minutes.
Mind you, this isn't a crazy exercise, but given the fact we have MATS and knee raise machines and other benches why the F*** did he have to waste a bench? Shit like this get's me angry and allowed me to get some extra reps in all exercises. Maybe these new inventions ain' t so bad afterall.
RussianBro
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I have really cool people I workout with... No shit... Guys are cool. One of them named Buck. The dude is BIG. Quite, doesn't say shit too much. Just minds his own business. Lots of guys like him. I'm fortunate at where I'm at... That's my best gym story...
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