Whats the best gym story you've got?

[Muchobig]

poor kid man!

thats messed up bro. i feel bad for the kid. i dont know about you guys but if i see something that wrong going on i at least put my 2 cents in. bummer!

 

[painly]

That black kid fuckin died??

oh yeah and ive pooped my pants before

painly

 

[kunta]

this guy is comes in on his bike, his a cyclist so he's wearing his cyclist costume and his little cyclist shoes which have the latches on the bottom which stick out about half an in or so, well he proceeds over to the squat rack and places 2 plates and 35s on the bar, after about 2 reps i hear a loud bang....the dumbass of course was squating with his biking shoes and rolled his ankle

 

[kunta]

then theres a guy that looks exactly like the dad from 90210 wearing the same very short sky blue shorts hiked up creating a wedge, a sleeve less shirt, bandana, and albino. his routine consists of exercises i've never seen before and one time angered the management there cause he was stretching out his hammys on the bench and wasn't wearing any underwear

 

[PerfectRep]

I saw a guy one time doing calf raises with a free bar in front of a mirror. When he was done with his set, he turned around and the end of the bar went through the mirror. SMASH!! The section of the mirror was huge probably 12x18ft or so.

 

[inclinefreak]

I once seen a guy put 2 plates on each side of a curl bar and then proceed to sit down on a flat bench, somehow place the bar on his shoulders, and then do a killer set of seated calve raises, groaning and screaming the whole time even though in reality there was absolutely no weight whatsoever on his legs!!

 

[ASTRAL FITNESS]

painly

I'm afraid that maybye the kid did die... his femoral artery was completely ruptued and it only takes 5-10 min to bleed to death in those cases it took almost 5 just for the PM's to arrive granted
a hospital was 4 blocks away even with the turnicate on in about 3 minutes he was in bad shock and couldn't speak...just gasping and stareing into oblivion shaking etc.

Its something I'll never forget I wish I could have seen it coming or done more...I don't understand what gets into people sometimes to try s#$t like that especially without a spot or safety pin set...

 

[ASTRAL FITNESS]

actually maybye thats my worst gym story sorry bro!!!

 

[Testoterone Tom]

At the gym that I go to here in Shreveport, there's a guy that comes in about once a week, throws about 300lbs on a bar, and proceeds to "deadlift" the weights up and down.... BOUNCING THEM OFF THE FLOOR!!! The racket is so much, it rivals a jackhammer on a 1/2 steel plate!! By the time he's done with his set, EVERYBODY in the gym's ears are bleeding and are giving him that " ARE YOU F!@$*#G DONE THERE HERCULES??!!!" death stare! Managment let him do that about three times, haven't seen him for 6 months. LOL

 

[Silent Method]

At the gym that I go to here in Shreveport, there's a guy that comes in about once a week, throws about 300lbs on a bar, and proceeds to "deadlift" the weights up and down.... BOUNCING THEM OFF THE FLOOR!!! The racket is so much, it rivals a jackhammer on a 1/2 steel plate!!

We got several of those guys. WTF??