Summer of 1996, almost a junior in college, came home for the summer, bored, saw an ad in the paper, checked it out, it was selling Kirby vacuum cleaners door to door, I had to bring the Kirby in and show the home owners how dirty and gross their house was, trained for 2 days then I went into the field, I also talked 2 of my friends into doing this, first house I was dropped at was disgusting, Pakistani folks who obviously thought excess dirt helped tie every room in, I was pulling an inch high worth of dirt every 3 x 3 inches I vacuumed, could not take it, stormed out of the house and left all the dirt on these pads which was to show the folks how dirty their crap is, so I had a bad experience but told myself I'll give it another try, very frustrated, called the guy to pick me up, he says "I found another house for you" , this guy who drove everyone around told stories like "man once I showed the Kirby to these two women and banged both of them", this dude was a slob, just gross, so I go to the second house and find out I'm doing a presentation for an 88 year old guy in a wheelchair with all types of shit hooked up to him, did not respond to anything, after about 5 minutes of demonstrating I just started dancing in the house in front of him, crazy dancing, he did not move an inch, I was angry, this day has been taken up by some bullshite, so I reached into my bag, loaded a bowl and refragranced that house from dirty diapers to skunk #5, left the vacuum cleaner and all the crap/attachments and just booked from the house, called a friend to pick me up, my 2 other friends quit the day later, they did the same thing.