WHAT? I have lots of pink things to return!

[heatherrae]

I wonder if we should switch clocks

 

[txbondsman]

Well, don't sweat it. Not everyone needs to have kids. My older brother and one of my stepsisters never had kids, because they liked their lives without kids. It's all about what fits for you and your family.

and then there are the others who had no clue as to what happiness really was. I ran hard and fast for 40 years, thought I was hip, slick and cool, made loads of money, drove expensive cars, took expensive trips, spent it on women, alcohol and drugs, wasted the rest.
Then one day my now SO tells me the ol' "I'm late, story." We decided to have our son. All that I thought was fun, made me happy, and made me the "cool happening guy" I thought I was, died.
There was nothing that could have prepared me for that kind of love. I heard about it, from other parents, etc, but it has to be experienced. Love for a child is like comparing a laser beam to a 60W light bulb, there's love, but then there's love for your child.
The absolute best thing that has ever happened to me.

 

[heatherrae]

and then there are the others who had no clue as to what happiness really was. I ran hard and fast for 40 years, thought I was hip, slick and cool, made loads of money, drove expensive cars, took expensive trips, spent it on women, alcohol and drugs, wasted the rest.
Then one day my now SO tells me the ol' "I'm late, story." We decided to have our son. All that I thought was fun, made me happy, and made me the "cool happening guy" I thought I was, died.
There was nothing that could have prepared me for that kind of love. I heard about it, from other parents, etc, but it has to be experienced. Love for a child is like comparing a laser beam to a 60W light bulb, there's love, but then there's love for your child.
The absolute best thing that has ever happened to me.

Awwwwwwwwww....


Yeah, that is probably the number one fear of new parents is the lifestyle change.

You're a good man.

Last night I sat in my bed and laid out all the little blankets and clothes and practically snuggled all his little clothing. I was wondering if men could possibly feel the same way. I think some men, like you, get it.

 

[sardonicone]

Well, I had to go to a specialist today for amniocentisis because my pregnancy is considered high risk because I'm over 35. Well, I got a bombshell! They said, "Hey, we will do another ultrasound on you and tell you the sex of the baby."

I said, "Well, EVERYONE thinks it is a girl, and I think it is a girl."

He said, "Well, see that right there? That is a PENIS."



"A what?" "Are you sure?"

"I have lots of pink things to return!"

LOL...

The hello kitty nursery is now going to be the snoopy nursery. Sorry, baby for calling you a girl all these months.

So you've been emasculating yoru son like do you all your men?

For shame HR.

For fuckin' shame.

 

[heatherrae]

So you've been emasculating yoru son like do you all your men?

For shame HR.

For fuckin' shame.

Well, now that I know, I pat him harder on my belly and I bought him all blue stuff. I think he will forgive me...lol.

 

[nimbus]

I'll send ya some Texas A&M stuff, you know, where the George Bush Library is located.... I'll get him started "right"!

they have those little...what are they called, onesies, I think. They usually say "My Daddy/ Mom/ Uncle is an Aggie. Guess we could special order one that says, "My EF buddie is an Aggie!.... LMAO

I can see it now, teaching him to say, "Gig'Em Aggies!" and get him to hold his little thumb up.... I'm ready, let me know when and where....

fuckin eh... please dont let him be caught dead in that stuff, heather.











HOOK 'EM.

 

[heatherrae]

fuckin eh... please dont let him be caught dead in that stuff, heather.











HOOK 'EM.

Nope, he has louisville cards gear. =-)

 

[Smurfy]

I wonder if we should switch clocks

llollol

 

[sardonicone]

Well, now that I know, I pat him harder on my belly and I bought him all blue stuff. I think he will forgive me...lol.

I'm not buying what you're sellin', sister.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm not buying what you're sellin', sister.

at least im not selling vaccuum cleaners...lol.