"Vampire Slayer" shoots pizza man in face

[Forge]

http://www.local6.com/news/2921701/detail.html

"Police in Jacksonville, Fla., arrested a man who believed he was a 'vampire slayer' after he allegedly shot his Domino's Pizza co-worker twice in the face because he thought he was a vampire, according to Local 6 News."


Idiot. Everyone knows you need silver bullets to kill vampires.

 

[Scotsman]

How did a vampire work around all the garlic in a pizza place.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Taps]

I said no anchovies motherfucker!

 

[westsnoop]

Good thing Van Helsing isn't in the theatres yet. The media would be drawing a connection.

And I thought silver was for werewolves. Sunlight and stakes for the vampires.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

hell yeah Jax in the news

 

[digger]

Q: What can you kill with a big-ass wooden stake through the heart?












A: Damn near ANYTHING.

 

[Forge]

And I thought silver was for werewolves. Sunlight and stakes for the vampires.

Eh, guess I'm not up on my vampire lore. Better brush up now that I know that Domino's are hiring them.

 

[saint808]

Good lord... i got about 20 million jokes ready but honestly i feel sad that people may actually be out there in the world and believe they are vampire slayers.







when i am the only one of course.

 

[Dial_tone]

How did a vampire work around all the garlic in a pizza place.

Cheers,
Scotsman

LOL

 

[Lumberg]

LOL

He didn't even finish the job