***Suntan oil warning***

[jack sparrow]

If your gonna spray yourself down with tanning oil before you go to the pool, don't do it on a linoleum floor. I'm not saying that I actually DID this...I'm just sayin.

This reminds me of the same poor bastard who decided to clean his guns on the kitchen floor with Teflon based gun oil, resulting in his kitchen becoming a miniature ice skating rink for several days. Again...I'm not saying that I was this guy...I'm just sayin.

 

[KillahBee]

Good note. Thank God nobody here, especially you, is that much of a retarded retard.

 

[jack sparrow]

Good note. Thank God nobody here, especially you, is that much of a retarded retard.

I thank my lucky stars every day that I'm not stupid enough to do such things.

 

[FISHTALES]

I thank my lucky stars every day that I'm not stupid enough to do such things.

on a side note, if you can help it, try not to get yohimburn in your eye. from what i hear it really burns, just sayin

 

[KillahBee]

on a side note, if you can help it, try not to get yohimburn in your eye. from what i hear it really burns, just sayin

Lol. Especially, like, everyday for 3 weeks in a row. That's what a friend told me.

 

[jack sparrow]

lmfao!!..A friend also told me that no other random toiletry other than toothpaste belongs on your toothbrush.

 

[FISHTALES]

hairspray does not make for a good deodorant from what Im told

 

[jack sparrow]

hairspray does not make for a good deodorant from what Im told

Nope. And body lotion makes for a lousy hair gel. They fool us with the packaging...or you know, like other people who are half asleep and not paying attention.

 

[PICK3]

hairspray does not make for a good deodorant from what Im told

how about jiz?

 

[jnevin]

Ear drops are slightly more painfull than eye drops. I've heard if you put them in instead of eye drops it feels like rubbing salt on a wound. Glad I was never dumb enough to accidentally grab them in the middle of an allergy attack. That'd be stoopid.