I would just order the weirdest shit
fuck it, if she thinks your weird
1. She's gonna figure it out anyway
2. You got some interesting conversation
3. eat whatever you want, cuz your gonna end up
using whip cream at night
What he said, I usually tell them straight-up (I make a huge deal to push the rice as far away from the meat as possible and then just say "carbs" and grin) - leads to conversation. If you're in shape prepare for smooth answers to "why do YOU need to diet?" and send them to me
(and keep a straight face when they go "but you already look good, why diet?")