ok, now i have to brag about my weekend

[decibel]

i had an awesome weekend and i just had to tell you guys about it.

i worked on friday and saturday, danced like a freak until my knees were sore, made good money, got photographed for a local mag, and had a fucking blast.
on friday night i met two really hot lesbians (or i guess bisexuals) and i went back to their apt. and messed around until around five thirty in the morning. i felt kind of guilty because i did this while my "girlfriend" was at my house wondering where the hell i was. when i got back she was about to call the police. oh, well, sorry. i had to do that
saturday night was even better. i satisfied one of my long-time sexual fantasies. some of you might know what i'm talking about, but i won't say what it is because i don't want to get screamed at by the close-minded people on here.

so far so good. there's just one more fantasy left to fulfill -- to fuck a girl who's more muscular than me

 

[HappyScrappy]

oh yeah - well top MY weekend:

I worked (at work) programming until midnight on friday night. then I slept in on saturday until noon, went to the post office and mailed some shit out, then bought 8 pints of ben and jerry's ice cream, then went home, ate two of them and then slept until 6pm. then I got up, at 2 more pints, and then went back to sleep until sunday at noon. then I went into work and programmed until 6.
then I drove home, bought some tuna on the way (and some frozen yogurt for latona who was too much of a pussy to answer the door when I went to give it to him) and then went home, made dinner and then watched part of the dvd pecker, but it sucked to bad so I stopped. then I read and tried to go to sleep and couldn't until after 3am.

just try to tell me I'm not a party animal

 

[WODIN]

Happy, I don't know who's life is more pathetic, yours or mine. LOL!!!!

Congrats on the dual diddle decible...say that three times fast!

 

[smallmovesal]

friday i hung out with my boyfriend.

saturday i went dancing and a friend of my friend's boyfriend tried again all night to ask me to be his date at his brother's wedding.

 

[decibel]

happy -- eating two jugs of ice cream does sound like a lot of partying!! now, the tuna -- eugh, i don't know about that...

wodin -- what does diddle mean? isn't that cheating or something? if it is, i didn't really cheat because my girl and i don't have a monogamous relationship.

 

[Austin316]

worked friday night, came home and read book. Worked CHest out saturday, then went to friends house and played pool. Sunday I worked again, played my PS2, read book again. Today I got up, shot up, went and worked out legs nearly killing myself in the process (I hate leg day) and now Im back waiting to go to work again

 

[Big Buck]

I know what Decibel did on Sat....LMFAO....

 

[decibel]

-- just don't tell anyone

 

[May1010]

Can you spell T-R-A-N-S-V-E-S-T-I-T-E ?

 

[decibel]

i can spell it.
but, no, you're wrong. close, but wrong...