My son almost burns down the house.

[Kano]

Your kid tried to flambe his teddy? He's going to be a serial killer.

Just kidding of course. Your kid is a cutie pie.

hey hows work going? Hope all is well with the baby

 

[mountain muscle]

Lol Needto, he just wants to cook like Dad.

I put a pizza box in the oven so my dogs couldn't get to it.

Then next day I turned on the oven to cook up a delicious, yet nutritious meal.

About 10 minutes later I was reminded of the pizza box still in the oven. The neighbors laughed at me when I ran out on the deck with a flaming pizza box.

So I smiled, waved then threw the flaming box in a pile of leaves in their yard.

 

[heatherrae]

hey hows work going? Hope all is well with the baby

Very well! I went to the main office in Northern Ohio Thursday and Friday, and they made me the managing attorney of the Kentucky office while I was there. Hopefully, if I do well in getting the office streamlined, I will get partnership of that firm. =-)

Thanks for asking. How are you?

 

[SpyWizard]

So I pree heat my oven too cook something for the kids. Then as the oven is pree heating I take out the trash. My wife is sitting down doing what ever, and my youngest boy throws a toy in the oven. I get back in the house and the kitchen is filled with smoke. Angel is still sitting down and has no clue what is going on. I pull the toy out with a pare of tongs and throw it in the sink. Angel still sites doing what ever with no clue as to what is going on. I get out fans and put them in the windows to get rid of the smoke. Angel still sits doing home work ,by now I have noticed what she is doing. I get out a towel and wave the smoke at the fans. Angel still sits with no clue. Now finely the smoke alarm gos off. Angel asks "What are you burning". wow

she thought dinner was burnt

 

[binö]

dude don't misspell "pre" it's too goddamn easy
the curse of modness, yes yes

 

[needtogetaas]

You preheat the oven with the door open, doesnt that kill the purpose and kill the AC bill .....

No he opened the oven just a bit and suck his toy in it.

 

[needtogetaas]

Lol Needto, he just wants to cook like Dad.

I put a pizza box in the oven so my dogs couldn't get to it.

Then next day I turned on the oven to cook up a delicious, yet nutritious meal.

About 10 minutes later I was reminded of the pizza box still in the oven. The neighbors laughed at me when I ran out on the deck with a flaming pizza box.

So I smiled, waved then threw the flaming box in a pile of leaves in their yard.

lmao, good one.

 

[needtogetaas]

dude don't misspell "pre" it's too goddamn easy
the curse of modness, yes yes

Hows abouts I pre band your ass. j/k

 

[binö]

Hows abouts I pre band your ass. j/k

if anyone had to take me out, i'd recommend you did it.

 

[needtogetaas]

if anyone had to take me out, i'd recommend you did it.

I would be gentle lol.