My girl doesn't believe me, ya'll straighten her out.

[velvett]

LOL

I know someone that is fond of doing that.

...but now he knows better.

 

[Daisy_Girl]

Boys have germs

BOY COOTIES...........................!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I don't have cooties. I get tested regularly. Last STD test came back cootie free.

 

[Werd]

My kids do this and think it is a scream.

Nothing like having your kid climb up in your lap to say, "I love you mommy." Only to know that you have been had because they really only wanted to cut the cheese on ya.

Heheheheheheeeee

 

[d3track]

oh my

that was the funny

platnum there


i dont know about the whoel farting thing

the thing that we do that would probably bother the ladies is if they heard how we talked about em, their posture, how they dance, if they scream or moan, thier great.......big........brains.......

we even have a food scale for rating girls, this is probably the funniest


yes guys are just weird

 

[starfish]

BOY COOTIES...........................!

That's the worst kind of cootie

 

[SoKlueles]

my ex used to say he had to "pee" but would be gone alongggg time in the bathroom. Kinda makes u wonder if he had a huge bladder, or really had to doo doo

 

[hamstershaver]

my ex used to say he had to "pee" but would be gone alongggg time in the bathroom. Kinda makes u wonder if he had a huge bladder, or really had to doo doo

maybe he was unwrapping his large penis before he peed

 

[SoKlueles]

was it in a box or something?

 

[hamstershaver]

was it in a box or something?

not in your box