Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Buffalo Bills count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 1-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To the Ralph Wilson Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why was the coach upset when the Bill's playbook was stolen?
A Because he hadn't finished coloring the pictures.
Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills
Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the .Buffalo Bills are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the Buffalo Bills count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 1-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To the Ralph Wilson Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why was the coach upset when the Bill's playbook was stolen?
A Because he hadn't finished coloring the pictures.
Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Buffalo Bills
Q. What do the Buffalo Bills and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the .Buffalo Bills are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.