I might be living alone pretty soon

[PoyeBoy]

my friend called today and was hysterical, she found her husband cheating(or so she thinks) on her with someone over the internet, well while she was incoherently bantering on the phone she said that my girl cheated on me as well, this was a few years ago though.

Im still at work and I feel like I am going to die, my heart is beating out of my chest, I fell like i am going to have a heart attack. and supposedly the person my girl cheated with is now living with me, so I may possibly living in a jail cell, because 2 people will be in intensive care, or kicking two people out of my house. I havent decided yet. Ill keep all yall updated.

fuck, I cant barely think im shaking so hard.

t minus 1 hour

 

[gymrat]

i can't imagine how you must be feeling right now.

Make sure you have ALL the facts straight before you blow up.

 

[the nature boy]

don't do nothing stupid, it's NOT WORTH IT. and she might be wrong, you never know.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I apologize, I'm a little slow....

So you just now found out that your GF cheated on you?
And that the guy she cheated with is currently your roommate?

Wow, that's a double shocker. I feel for ya.

 

[slickdadd]

crap. at least you have some time to calm down a little bit.

 

[ajtomasi]

I concur, don't do ANYTHING that you'll regret. Talk to your girl about it first!

 

[Big Johnson]

Sorry, bro. Don't make it any worse than it is, though. TRUST ME, trouble with the law is the worst kind of trouble. Jail, bail, court fees and fines, anger management classes, work project, etc.

You seem like a smart guy. Use your head. If its true, do yourself a favor and move on without hurting yourself any worse.

 

[supersizeme]

that is awful news to be told. i'm sorry. like everyone else is telling you...don't put anyone in intensive care. kick some people out of YOUR house if necessary, but physically hurting anybody in this situation is going to do no good at all. one shot to the face of the dude though will be tolerated and overlooked by the Court of SSME. it is better to be the cheated-on guy sitting at home by himself sulking on his couch with a big bottle of whiskey than it is to be the cheated-on guy sitting in a jail cell and owing money to the county and lawyers.

hopefully none of this is true

 

[Lao Tzu]

Shit. I would wait for the facts to come in, and i wouldn't do anything that you will regret. If you feel the need to do something, you can probably find a way to do it that is either legal or hard to trace.

You might want to take some benzos, they are good for anger and anxiety.

This sounds like what happened with Rotten.

 

[big_bad_buff]

if you have the shakes and you feel sick, most likley you wont do anything to the guy(physicaly) just what i have learned over my years. DO THIS, go out side, sit down and think it through. i dont care who the chick was you are with, she is not worth making you feel like shit and messing with your feelings. it's just a chick, drop it. NOW GO PUT THIS DUDE IN THE HOSPITAL, DO YOUR JAIL TIME AND MOVE ON LOL





















this is a joke right?