i lost my keys.

[stilleto]

and yes, i searched my car. i searched the empty grocery bags. I searched the garbage. I searched the crap i got at walmart. i looked in every friggin' drawer, sink, refriderator. i looked in my shoes. i looked in all the medicine cabinets, my studio, and under ever pillow. i walked the grounds outside. I looked in all the doors, i looked on the front patio, the back patio, and the pockets of anyone who has been in my house.

 

[samoth]

Where have you not looked?

Is it possible you dropped them or something?

 

[youngguns]

Look in your pockets.

 

[jerkbox]

did you check the dog's poop yet?

 

[gonelifting]

Check the back bumper of the car. lol Yeah, you probably already did that. Don't give us any lip, we're only trying to help. wtf? Ass.

Who knows... maybe the friend's dad liked the knife and took it. I wouldn't kill myself if I had heard that. Well, yes I would.

 

[stilleto]

Where have you not looked?

Is it possible you dropped them or something?

that's always possible.
and they really could have been carried off by an animal if i had. there's TONS of animals around here- fox, coyote, bear, hawk, turkey, and little things like hedgehogs or something.

i've been trying to clear my mind and think about where I haven't looked yet....

i'm drawing a blank. i think i've looked everyone at least twice.

 

[samoth]

You have wild hedgehogs?! Holy SWeetness!!

... and I think the possibility of animals taking them is slim enough to rule out.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

and yes, i searched my car. i searched the empty grocery bags. I searched the garbage. I searched the crap i got at walmart. i looked in every friggin' drawer, sink, refriderator. i looked in my shoes. i looked in all the medicine cabinets, my studio, and under ever pillow. i walked the grounds outside. I looked in all the doors, i looked on the front patio, the back patio, and the pockets of anyone who has been in my house.

Every time I look & look for my keys I usually find them in my pocket or in my hand or stuck in my belt. Like when I can't find my reading glasses, although I have never left my reading glasses in the car while it was locked and running.

 

[stilleto]

Every time I look & look for my keys I usually find them in my pocket or in my hand or stuck in my belt. Like when I can't find my reading glasses, although I have never left my reading glasses in the car while it was locked and running.

they are not in my hand.
or in my bed.
or on my belt.

where are they???????????????????


i'm going to go start all over.

 

[stilleto]

Check the back bumper of the car. lol Yeah, you probably already did that. Don't give us any lip, we're only trying to help. wtf? Ass.

Who knows... maybe the friend's dad liked the knife and took it. I wouldn't kill myself if I had heard that. Well, yes I would.

the knife was sweet.
he was a young dad too. i think only 33 (the kid is 15). maybe he still has a bit of hellfire in him and thought, "hmm. i bet i could swipe those keys".

the bastard.