i lost my keys.

[feisty11975]

Garbage disposal? jacket pockets? think girl...THINK!

 

[stilleto]

Garbage disposal? jacket pockets? think girl...THINK!

don't have one, and I was wearing a pull over wind breaker with big pockets in the front. that would have been where I put them, if not my purse or the hook. i looked in there and they aren't there, or on the floor of the closet. or in the pockets of any surrounding jackets.

 

[youngguns]

Ok do this, just think of when you FOR SURE had them and when you FOR SURE lost them, try your BEST to remember where you were in this time, and just look everywhere yo have walked, look in REDICULOUS places, try your best, you can do it, comrad.

 

[gonelifting]

So you did have them when you got home from Walmart and stuff? That means you had them driving home and unlocking your front door? Did YOU unlock the front door or was someone home and you did not need the keys? You may have left them in the front door (not impossible, it happens) and someone may have taken them. From the pics of your house, possibly a hawk or bear, because no one would climb that damn mountain just to rob you.


So, my guess is a Hawk took the keys out of your front door after you forgot them in there.

 

[youngguns]

So you did have them when you got home from Walmart and stuff? That means you had them driving home and unlocking your front door? Did YOU unlock the front door or was someone home and you did not need the keys? You may have left them in the front door (not impossible, it happens) and someone may have taken them. From the pics of your house, possibly a hawk or bear, because no one would climb that damn mountain just to rob you.


So, my guess is a Hawk took the keys out of your front door after you forgot them in there.

That was my second guess as well.

 

[gonelifting]

Atdq!

 

[jerkbox]

obviously they are somewhere in your house...or possibly somewhere else

 

[gonelifting]

How long have they been missing? Maybe your ugly husband has them and just didn't tell you yet. He may have needed them in an emergency.

 

[stilleto]

So you did have them when you got home from Walmart and stuff? That means you had them driving home and unlocking your front door? Did YOU unlock the front door or was someone home and you did not need the keys? You may have left them in the front door (not impossible, it happens) and someone may have taken them. From the pics of your house, possibly a hawk or bear, because no one would climb that damn mountain just to rob you.


So, my guess is a Hawk took the keys out of your front door after you forgot them in there.

well, i did have them on my way home, because i don't know how to hotwire a car. so that much we know. they were on my property.

i don't lock my house (because, as you noticed, you have to be a mountain climber to get up here and mountain climbers are historically not criminals. and even if one was, he'd have to roll downhill with whatever he could carry).

so i remember getting out of my car and opening my trunk. i had a birthday present for my daughter in there and some groceries, and the bag from walmart. My son was outside with his friends dad, and I asked my son to help me with the box while i carried the bags to the back door. I put my purse and bags down on the patio table, then went back to get more bags. the friend's father said goodbye and drove off.

obviously, taking my keys with him.

THE BASTARD!!!
ok, that's unlikely. he had a newer truck than i do. i would have either put the keys in my purse (not there), or my windbreaker pocket (not there). they can't fall through the deck, and I looked in the spot where i leave my cell phone overnight, in case i put my keys down when i got in. not there.

so yeah, a hawk probably took it.

 

[stilleto]

How long have they been missing? Maybe your ugly husband has them and just didn't tell you yet. He may have needed them in an emergency.

he doesn't have them. i checked. neither does my good looking one.