I just realized my husband cheated...

[The Alpha...]

I got fined for gassing jews

Shit, I'm Jewish and I gas myself all the time..

 

[miplank]

I gave my wife a dutch oven

 

[WoodyO]

Shit, I'm Jewish and I gas myself all the time..

A Jew in TX? Are you Kinky Friedman?

 

[The Alpha...]

I gave my wife a dutch oven

I hot boxed mine yesterday... Shit was so foul she had to pull the car over and get out... She pulled into a waffle house so I went in and had a waffle while she called hazmat

 

[binö]

You teasing bish, sucked me into thread with the title lol

been going on for yrs.
girls post shit like "teehee, look at my pussy"
when you open the thread it has a bunch of pix of dirty ass cats that the crazy bitch has collected.
the only way to get the joosy intell/pics is via the circut,pm...it's gone underground but it still murmurs if you caress it right

 

[The Alpha...]

A Jew in TX? Are you Kinky Friedman?

Kinky? Somewhat... Friedman? Not so much... I bet he gives 1 hell of a mustache ride tho

 

[*ebony*]

been going on for yrs.
girls post shit like "teehee, look at my pussy"
when you open the thread it has a bunch of pix of dirty ass cats that the crazy bitch has collected.
the only way to get the joosy intell/pics is via the circut,pm...it's gone underground but it still murmurs if you caress it right

lol

 

[The Alpha...]

Mr EF Czar,

Sir when can I expect u to serve my warrant? Please just knock I'll open the door, no need to kick it in. How bout bail? What we lookin at? Arraignment date by chance? Let me know so I can get my legal team together and enter my plea... If I'm lookin at time can we please make sure my meals will be kosher and gluten free? And I'd prefer to serve my time here in the states I hear yalls prisons are real shit holes! I seen that movie Undisputed II...

 

[wootoom]

Mr EF Czar,

Sir when can I expect u to serve my warrant? Please just knock I'll open the door, no need to kick it in. How bout bail? What we lookin at? Arraignment date by chance? Let me know so I can get my legal team together and enter my plea... If I'm lookin at time can we please make sure my meals will be kosher and gluten free? And I'd prefer to serve my time here in the states I hear yalls prisons are real shit holes! I seen that movie Undisputed II...

I'm hard as fuck

 

[-SD-]

lol

Dont think I forgot about you.

My new bike allows for comfortable long distance trips and shit