I just ate an entire raw onion by itself...

[H_T_]

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. "

 

[javaguru]

Wow, big baby. I was TEN lbs lol. My brothers were in the upper 9's as well.. and my Mom was something like 10 and a 1/2
I don't think I'll be having children anytime soon!

10lb 4oz and I was early....

 

[H_T_]

"Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. "

 

[heatherrae]

"Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. "

What are you babbling about now, crazy man?

 

[H_T_]

"Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims. "

 

[H_T_]

When gentlemen in medieval Japan wished to seal an agreement, they urinated together, crisscrossing their streams of urine.

 

[heatherrae]

When gentlemen in medieval Japan wished to seal an agreement, they urinated together, crisscrossing their streams of urine.

R. Kelly just pees on people. easier.

 

[Faizakafez]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mHFUdHzbDvI

 

[Faizakafez]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NZjTqfA4xNI&mode=related&search=

 

[heatherrae]

dave chappelle cracks me up!