Gave myself a prince albert last night

[Big Johnson]

I've never had anything larger than a woman's finger in my star ring, and that really didn't feel too good. I was constantly trying to squirm away; like something was invading.

I do it sometimes because it takes discipline and determination to poke yourself. Those of you who have shot winny through an 18g 1.5 know what I'm talking about.

One more thing AAP, one thing gay men have on me is the ability to take cocks up their butt. THAT, in my opinion, is hardcore. I mean, have you seen that goat.sex site? My god, talk about mind over matter.

 

[HULKSTER]

That's fucking nuts.

 

[Big Johnson]

Since so many of you are creeped out by it, I'll throw in this tidbit:

You begin by slipping a curved needle down through the "hole." When the appropriate depth is reached (below the glans - head), you beging to force the point into the underside of the ureathra (sp?), eventually pushing the tip out the underside of the penis.

Pic - http://www.tribalectic.com/Gallery/56.jpg

Well, much to my suprise, the ureathra is cartilaginous, or at least it felt that way. It was hard and crunchy (ssshhhhiiiiiivvverr).

Damn...NEVER doing that again.

 

[rnch]

some things are worth PAYING an expert to do!

my piercer used a receiving tube, it was over in a heartbeat.

still have it, still love it!!!!!!

 

[Big Johnson]

I am a professional

However, the actual pierce wasn't as bad as the PAIN afterwards. Man, talk about soreness.

rnch, what gauge is yours? I tried a 12 and, until I finally took it out, could only comprehend a never ending string of words flowing through my mind that would mumble "getitouttayurdicknowgetitouttayurdicknowgetitouttayurdicknowgetitouttayurdicknowgetitouttayurdicknowgetitouttayurdicknow" without pause.

Maybe I should have taken some lamaz (sp?) classes first?

 

[AAP]

Well, much to my suprise, the ureathra is cartilaginous, or at least it felt that way. It was hard and crunchy (ssshhhhiiiiiivvverr).

Officially disturbed out over here now. Man that was sick.

 

[casavant]

Damn.

Ya know, gangrene in that particular part of your anatomy would really suck ass. Not that there's much chance of that, I know, but it's just a thought.

 

[Big Johnson]

Dude, no shit, I used alcohol, peroxide, bactine, listerine, and squirted triple antibiotic down my hole before and after. I'll be damned if I ever have my dick rot off. If it did, I'd suicide bomb an Arab dictator. You KNOW within a very short time of being dickless you'd meet the perfect woman, without being able to land her for lack of a schlong.

A sex change would be out of the question.

I might consign to some very radical brain surgery or genetic testing, but I'd pretty much be ready to throw in the towel after having my dick rot off.

 

[argent]

Metal through penis always = bad news

 

[bwood]

ive always had the problem of sticking
it into bad things...

not sticking bad things into it???