FIRST of all, I’m sick of this thread. So fucking what if I made another name on the board to agree with my self? Nobody else agreed with me so I had to do it my self, fuck it I’m a guru.
SECOND...I have a book and you all don’t, so you all should buy it . My book is filled with great stuff. I discuss my great ab routine, but please please pleaseeeee disregard that crap about me getting surgery done by some doc to make my abs look decent...it was all the result of my NEW DISCOVERY ab routine, yep you better belive all the stuff in my book...
THIRD...I endorse and recommend that you all buy the stuff from protein factory because they make good stuff. To the haters that say they lie about the amounts of the stuff they put in their stuffs, I say so what if they lie...who doesn’t, do they have to put that on their label too “accuracy of the potency 25%”?? And you all should disregard the fact that they went to court over it and lost and stuff and looked like liars and stuff because my friend the owner Mr. Alex got real mad over it so don’t talk about that or he’ll go in to a whey protein rage and break stuff…but I don’t think it will be that bad cause his whey is underdosed…oops you didn’t hear that from meeeeee.
FOURTH...Please don’t debate me or I will call you an IDIOT and put you down with out defending my false claims. Because I’ve published stuff and you all haven’t so I’m right and your wrong... lets just leave it at that. It’s the easiest way for me to defend my self and stuff…
FIFTH...I’m like 50 years old and stuff, so please show me some respect. I’ve been a model, a singer, an artist, and a ton of other things none of you can say you’ve done all that...plus I have another 20 - 30 years to live I might fly to the moon some day and write a book about it and stuff…
SIXTH...I’m a guru not many of you can say that about your self. I’ve trained every big name out there, its true, they all bought my book and got real big and strong and won championships and trophies and got lots of money and stuff. That Dan Dookie guy was my friend and I told him everything to write in his books, that was before I learned how to use a typewriter. After that he disappeared and didn’t write any more books because I began to write my own so he had no material to write about since I didn’t give him any. Some people think he’s dead and that’s the reason why he’s not publishing any more but its really because I stopped giving him all the good info im giving you all in my books…
So the moral of this story is buy my books, do all the stuffs I tell you to do, eat all the protein that my friend Alex makes (ladies he makes an excellent cum shake with 32g of protein, Ive had it my self), and umm I think you’ll get big and stuff. And if your lucky and stuff, you can become governor of California like one of the champions that I trained…I cant say his name because of confidentiality issues but he’s big and stuff…
Thanks Guys