bad worse places u have woken up drunk?

[coverguy]

Once when I went to a club (this was dec the 5th btw because it was the day Elizabeth and I broke up) with my sister and 2nd best friend, I had way too many long island ice teas. I remember drinking at the club, and meetin a friend of my sister, who is now engaged to her, who kept buying our drinks...

I woke up in a house I did not recognise, sleeping on the couch with a huge persian cat curled up in a ball asleep on my chest. When I wake up, I see this fat chick I do not recognise say, "Good morning Jason...you look pretty rough....do you remember meeting me last night?"

Well, it turns out this was my friend's cousin, and he just took us there to crash for the night since it was closer and he wanted to chat with her about some things, he introduced me, and they said I passed out shortly thereafter so they put me on the couch to sleep. Still, it was rather ackward when I first woke up.

anywho...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

at least i am getting some great sex.

does bbf know?

 

[annabelletx]

does bbf know?

naww i wait for bbf to fall asleep before i sneak other people into the bed. just have to be quiet so we don't wake him. don't think he would like it to much.

i couldn't help myself bbf.

 

[RottenWillow]

sneaked in one night, high as a mofo. Made it just to the edge of the bed and fell asleep. woke up at like 6am with my mom shaking me. I was in their bed, with a cloud of maryjane still drifting off me.

 

[MissJanet79]

Long time ago.... I woke up on the toilet! I got home had to pee & guess I dozed off! OOPS!

 

[Taps]

Theres a few bathroom stalls in my past that I'd like to forget. Nothing like waking up in a puddle of someone elses puke, shit, and urine.

 

[AAP]

I woke up UNDER the bed one time.

I crawled under there to hide from my ex because I thought he would be mad because I kicked him in the chest while he was sitting on the edge of his porch causing him to fall off 5 feet below into the hedges.

I went back out the next morning and he was still in the hedge past out.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Somewhere in Korea. WAAAAAY too much Captian Q.

 

[jh1]

Oh... forgot...

One time I got super crocked in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia...... 2nd night there... anyway, I woke up to the sounds of the prayer loudspeakers outlside my hotel room window.

Freaked me the fuck out....

 

[Razorguns]

i've never passed out. i don't drink irresponsibly.