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bad worse places u have woken up drunk?

PBR said:
woke up next to a fat chick once...."I said, hi, did we.....? yes,twice!!! it was great!!!, really?.....I have to go to work now"........LOL

roflmao

i woke up in the bathroom of Air France as we were landing. too many free drinks caused me to pass out in there for about 10-15 minutes towards the end of the flight. the stewardess is knocking on the door tellling me to wake up in french.
 
PBR said:
woke up next to a fat chick once...."I said, hi, did we.....? yes,twice!!! it was great!!!, really?.....I have to go to work now"........LOL

roflmao

i woke up in the bathroom of an Air France plane as we were landing at Charles De Gaulle airport. too many free drinks had caused me to pass out for about 10-15 minutes towards the end of the flight. the stewardess was knocking on the door telling me to get out in French.
 
Went to sleep in the back of my jeep once.... in the middle of the day in the hot summer...

I have no idea why... I was at a friends house...

Woke up soaking wet in my own sweat.... lucky I didn't die of a heat stroke or some shit...
 
Once when I went to a club (this was dec the 5th btw because it was the day Elizabeth and I broke up) with my sister and 2nd best friend, I had way too many long island ice teas. I remember drinking at the club, and meetin a friend of my sister, who is now engaged to her, who kept buying our drinks...

I woke up in a house I did not recognise, sleeping on the couch with a huge persian cat curled up in a ball asleep on my chest. When I wake up, I see this fat chick I do not recognise say, "Good morning Jason...you look pretty rough....do you remember meeting me last night?"

Well, it turns out this was my friend's cousin, and he just took us there to crash for the night since it was closer and he wanted to chat with her about some things, he introduced me, and they said I passed out shortly thereafter so they put me on the couch to sleep. Still, it was rather ackward when I first woke up.
 
i woke up in the fetal position on some gurls coffee table
woke up in the bathtub of a frat house
woke up on the beach once, looked like i had the great idea of building a sand castle

i'm starting to miss college
 
In a police lockup, with my ass sore as hell, next to some big hairy, smelly guy who kept grinning and winking at me. When the sergant came to get me out he grinned as well and said "Hope you had fun.", and the big hairy guy wanted to give me his number...

Ok, so I've never been drunk before. But this should be a lesson to all of you!
 
strangest place i ever woke us was in an empty room at the hospital i used to work at. apparently the night before one of the nurses (a female friend of mine, dusty) and i had gone out to the club, gotten shit face drunk, and some of the male nurses we worked with called on my cell and wanted us to come up and see them. dusty had gotten her freak on with one of the guys and i fell asleep while waiting for her to finish, but she was so drunk she forgot about me and left me there. lucky i was able to sneek out before my boss saw me or heard about it.
 
naw if bbf's bed was a bad place wouldn't of been there this morning. y'all can keep on hating, but doesn't bother me. at least i am getting some great sex.
 
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