bad worse places u have woken up drunk?

[Deleted member 33117]

naww i wait for bbf to fall asleep before i sneak other people into the bed. just have to be quiet so we don't wake him. don't think he would like it to much.

i couldn't help myself bbf.

Well I don't mind if its other girls. Anywho I am a light sleeper. You know that.

 

[Mr. dB]

In a Howard Johnson motel room in Baton Rouge, LA, covered in my own vomit.

 

[coverguy]

sneaked in one night, high as a mofo. Made it just to the edge of the bed and fell asleep. woke up at like 6am with my mom shaking me. I was in their bed, with a cloud of maryjane still drifting off me.

lol

 

[Moderate_THIS]

my fourth and fifth best friends and I, by pure chance, ran into my eighth best friend in Manhattan, whose third favorite football team is the Seattle Seahawks. Anyways, we got really drunk on my second favorite beer (guinness) and sixth favorite spirit (sour mash whiskey) and passed out on 42nd st(coincidentally my 42nd favorite street), only to awake the next day in Scranton, PA--my eleventh favorite city.

 

[SoreArms]

last week, I came home late and drunk. I decided to take a shower before going to bed. I guess I fell asleep in the bath tub. I woke up in the morning, prune hands and feet, the hot water ran out and the cold water woke me up.

 

[theoak01]

last weekend I passed out in my backyard,or so Im told I dont remember,but woke up on my stairs with my face in my cats food dish and a mouth full of cat food

 

[GodOfThunder]

last weekend I passed out in my backyard,or so Im told I dont remember,but woke up on my stairs with my face in my cats food dish and a mouth full of cat food

Damn that beats all the others! I woke up naked in a bathtub once ant a keg party once, I think I took a shit and just decided to go night night!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

last weekend I passed out in my backyard,or so Im told I dont remember,but woke up on my stairs with my face in my cats food dish and a mouth full of cat food

Winner!!



Hmmm.....ok... something is just inherantly wrong with calling someone a winner after they admitted to that but oh well...

 

[theoak01]

lol Im sure somebody has it beat,but nobody will admit to it. I will say it wasnt one of my better moments

 

[Buddy_Christ]

this happened when i was still in the Marine Corps living in the barracks...

me and my room mate went to a party out in town one Friday night. the drinking commenced around 6-7pm and i didn't stop drinking until the keg was dry at around 2-230am. there was still liquer, but i was already drunk enough. me and another buddy had ridden our motorcycles out there, and we parked them about 50 feet away from the house where no one could see them so we wouldn't have some dumb drunk asshole think the bikes looked like a good place to sit or someone hop on them and say "HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT ME!" and then knock them over. smart thinking on our part.

so i decide it's time to pass out. there were still people wide awake and drinking, and i said no way am i gonna get f'ed with. i went over to the motorcycles and fell asleep in the sand next to mine.

buddy wakes me up at about 6am and says it's time to go back to the barracks. we hop on the bikes and ride back.

i get back into my room to find a trail of my room mate's clothing from the door all the way into the bathroom (he didn't know how he got back to the barracks). he was passed out on the shitter with his head about 6" off the ground. i woke him up by picking his head up and slapping him around. he wakes up still completely trashed, starts standing up asking where he is, what he's doing, then looks down at his dick, covers his crotch and says "hey man, where's my clothes?"

i told him to go to bed, but he swore he had to piss. i left the room and went to someone else's room to piss. i come back in a few minutes later to make sure my room mate made it into bed ok. instead of being in bed, i found him like this -

he slept like that for almost 2 hours before he woke up and crawled to his bed.