Anger Management

[Smurfy]

i once kicked apart a lawn mower because it wouldn't work right. So instead of fixing it i destroyed it, felt great at the time. Going with my dad to replace the mower wasn't so fun. But hey at least it was a remote which can easily be replaced.

You can always call me if you need someone to talk to.

Cheers,
scotsman

:d

 

[EnderJE]

I once kicked apart a lawn mower because it wouldn't work right. So instead of fixing it I destroyed it, felt great at the time. Going with my dad to replace the mower wasn't so fun. But hey at least it was a remote which can easily be replaced.

You can always call me if you need someone to talk to.

Cheers,
Scotsman

This has my vote for the WORST pickup line ever.

 

[Scotsman]

This has my vote for the WORST pickup line ever.

You're just jealous that she has my phone number and you don't.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ortiz34]

You're just jealous that she has my phone number and you don't.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I'll one up you

I have her phone #
and she
DOES NOT have mine

It's that black and messican vibe I give off that every female member here can't resist

 

[Scotsman]

I'll one up you

I have her phone #
and she
DOES NOT have mine

It's that black and messican vibe I give off that every female member here can't resist

Well I have her number too, and she thinks I have a sexy voice.

Apparently the women here dig the giant tattooed meathead vibe as well.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ortiz34]

Apparently the women here dig the giant tattooed meathead vibe as well.

Cheers,
Scotsman

true that, I think they want to be the bottom and have you pound and suffocate their miserable life to death

that's what attracts these bitches

 

[fistfullofsteel]

how often do you beat your kid when you lose your temper?

 

[Smurfy]

how often do you beat your kid when you lose your temper?

oh good question. Pretty much never. In fact the other day he asked "Mom,. howcome you dont hit me?"

I was all like wtf?

 

[miplank]

oh good question. Pretty much never. In fact the other day he asked "Mom,. howcome you dont hit me?"

I was all like wtf?

should've slapped him right across the face. ...haha j/k

 

[fistfullofsteel]

oh good question. Pretty much never. In fact the other day he asked "Mom,. howcome you dont hit me?"

I was all like wtf?

how often do you beat lumberg if the eats the last piece of cake?