"I saw something on Ketostix, but I didn't consider it important. lol. I wasn't aware you pissed on them either."
See. This is where I went wrong as well. I knew about the pissing. But I thought it was Cheetosstix. So I pissed on a cheeto and all that happened was the cheeto got soggy and I got peeps on my hand and the toilet seat. Come to think of it, that's not unusual anyway.
Anywho.....the cheeto didn't turn purple and I ate 4 Hostess Cupcakes.