Because that shit happens and you can't help it. I don't know why some women don't let their husbands watch the kids - that's just idiotic, but sometimes you are all excited to go out, you have your plans made, and the baby sitter falls through and you can't do it. Believe me, you might feel slighted, but her dissappointed is far worse.
For the record, My Mom could throw shoes like a boomerang and hit me up stairs off of 3 walls. She also had the ears of an elephant and heard me cussing from 100 yards.
My daughter spit up some of her milk while I was eating my oatmeal yesterday. Some went in. I had been sleeping in 3 hour shifts and my wife-ish was at the gym. I just ate the fucking oatmeal.
my daughter spit up some of her milk while i was eating my oatmeal yesterday. Some went in. I had been sleeping in 3 hour shifts and my wife-ish was at the gym. I just ate the fucking oatmeal.
My daughter spit up some of her milk while I was eating my oatmeal yesterday. Some went in. I had been sleeping in 3 hour shifts and my wife-ish was at the gym. I just ate the fucking oatmeal.
My son will slobber all over a sucker and drop it on the floor, touch it on everything, slober on it some more...then proceed to want to share it with me. I always oblige.
or we'll be out in the yard and he'll have some snotty booger coming out of his nose, and i just grab it and wipe it on my pants or something. LOL