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[macDbol]

anyone have any crazy vomit stories after a night of parting or inside a bar/club?

i basically fell to the floor after one night and barfed my brains out...during the confusion my friends were telling me to barf in the bushes i didnt know where the fuck the bushes were, so i basically crawled all over my own puke searching for a good place to vomit

 

[macDbol]

i guess everyone is constantly on a cycle,,,no drinking stories

 

[Hoover]

The first time I ever got drunk which was last December. I was heading to Exit with a bunch of friends and we were drinking on the train. I took some shots of jagermeister and was not feeling much. Well, I started pounding them down quick. I ended up having about 8-10 shots in a period of an hour and fifteen minutes. As I arrived to Penn Station, I could barely walk. I was so gone. It was so much fun. We then arrived at Exit, but one of my friends with us lost her ID in the taxi. Thus, we could not get in. Which ended up being a good thing, because there was no way I would be able to dance. We then went back to Penn Station and I laid down on the floor. I passed out for 15 minutes. I then woke up and puked all over the floor. There were so many people around at the time looking at me. I was so gone, thus I did not care. Immediately after puking, I ate 4 slices of pizza from a little place in Penn Station and then went up to a group of 6 girls and tried putting the moves on them. I got two of their phone numbers. Pretty fun night.


Mike

 

[macDbol]

drinking on the train on the way to a club is cool,,, i had to carry my friend up a shit load of stairs in the PATH station after he basically passed out and puked on himself (felt like the WorldStrongman competition,i think i'll do good in the "carry the drunk bastard" event)

 

[Liberator]

Ok I shouldnt be typing his seeing as I am actually eating something right now but here goes, this was BEFORE I started taking bodybuilding seriously

I had just come out of a club and I felt like shit, I had drank almost everything in sight, anyway I needed money for the taxi so I went to the cash machine, I was about to use it when I just threw up, it went all over the machine, anyway I felt ok again and went to use the second then almost straight away I puked again all over the second, I couldnt stop it, it just came out

in the end I had to walk to another one

The next day I was in town and I went to use the same ones I had puked on the previous night, but there was a big que for them, anyway when I finally got to them there was stains all over both, so I decided to use another as I knew why

 

[68GT350]

My friends and me went to Tunnel a while back. We drank in the parked car right before hitting the club and all was well when we went in but I wound up passed out on a bench there and puked all over myself. A friend dragged my unconcious body out of there while I puked all over him. Not a pretty sight.

I'm trying to stay clean now.

 

[Xalthus]

I gotta funny story.. I was partyin fuckn HARD at this one party in San Fran.. Ok i got so drunk that i was thinking, i would get un-drunk if i washed the alcohol away with water.. Except i drank more Hard liquor instead of water.. and i just kept pounding it and pounding it .. The drunker i was the more i drank.. Until i went to the bathroom and puked for 2 hours then i almost ended up dying.. Thank god i cant remember it all no more alcohol for me... ever..

 

[Super Girl 22]

Unfortunately, i do have a puking story.

It was recently (july 3rd to be exact). I had a shitty week and i have off on July 4th so i figured i'd go out with some friends to a club (the Vanderbilt) and drink my ass off and dance all night long and possibly catch some breakfast after all was said and done. Well...i started out drinking sex on the beach. the first 2 did nothing for me when usually i'll start feeling some kind of buzz. so i figured i'd better start drinking a lil bit faster since i wanted to be trashed. i then had a malibu baybreeze (quickly) and then did 2 shots of blackhaus. i knew after the 2nd one that i would be throwing up. i danced around like a psycho...had another malibu baybreeze. i said down by the stage for a second cause i started getting dizzy and tired. my song came on "blow ya mind" so i said i gotta get up and dance...that lasted 2 mins. sat down again and my bro's gf asked if i needed to puke. i said yes but not right now...not even 30 seconds later, i grabbed her and she took me into the bathroom. i had my head in the toilet throwing up for 30 mins. i got tired of just doing that so i figured i'd lay down on the bathroom floor for a lil while (this is what i was thinking while i was trashed). come to find out...i fell on the floor and my friend grabbed my head so i wouldnt get knocked out by how hard i fell. finally, i got out of the bathroom asked my bro to carry me...of course, he said no way. so i walked to the other side of the club, collapsed on my face..he finally agreed to carry me. got outside threw up again, got to the car, threw up again. not really sure how i got into my house or my bed but when i was laying there (on the 2nd floor in my room) i felt like i had to throw up again. i wasn't running downstairs to the bathroom and i didnt have a bucket or pail in my room to throw up in so i decided that i would either throw up on myself or just on the floor and i would clean it in the morning. i ended up passing out without throwing up but the next day was a bitch of a hangover!!! haven't really done much drinking since then but this weekend is looking like a possible repeat!

 

[3Vandoo]

Well me it was 8 years ago at 16.

First time I got drunk I was 14 @ 350lbs ( 9999%bf LOL )
and I never had beers after, at that time my record was 17.

So one night some friend had a party at their house.
But I must explain that my weight was 194lbs at 7bf%.

And that night I decided to beat my record of 17 beers

BELIVE ME IT WASNT THE SAME ENDURANCE OF ALCOHOL than at 350lbs.

So during the night I saw a girl that I had a crush on her since many year so I started flirting her, everything went fine until I finished my 18th beer

and I was on my way to declare

" KARINE I LO ** BOOO HOOOOEEEEEYRRRRR

I puked all over her, since 93 she doesnt want to talk to me

 

[redhotavenger]

passed out

i was soooooo drunk at my friends house party that i don;t remember even barfin, my friends say i did but i don't even remember. i was out for like 6 hrs. i was sweatin like crazy, so they say. they laid me on my stomach so i would choke on my own barf. crazy shit, good thing that never happened again

 

[hugecalves]

I once puked so hard that I busted several blood vessels in my eyes and I looked like a fucking demon--That wasn't too bad when compared to the time I puked so hard I ruptured the recently repaired hernia behind my belly button--sad thing is that's the only ttwo times I've puked from drinking in all my 29 years.

 

[La0Tz3]

I've got two good puking stories!

First I was at a party and drank 3/4 of a bottle of cheap vodka within about an hour and suddenly got really scared and decided I had to go home - I'd been driven to the party and didn't really know where I was, but without telling anyone I started walking home. I remember vomiting at different sets of traffic lights, waiting for the light to go green, while people in cars waiting at the lights were staring at me. Also I caught a bus from somewhere to somewhere - I remembered this because I found a bus ticket the next day. Anyway I got home and couldn't open the door with my keys, but my flatmates let me in - they'd left an hour and a half after me and beat me home (it was some distance), and then I went into the laundry and vomited again and lay down and slept there.

Second story, I was at the work christmas party last year and because of the free alcohol and a bad influence buddy from work, I drank WAY too much. Got up and danced with a large breasted project manager, and also played air guitar with a large inflatable champagne bottle. Then I got sick and disappeared for two hours - in the toilet puking. Only problem, I was so drunk instead of puking into the toilet I sat down on the toilet and puked all over myself. Woke up (without realising I'd passed out - pieced this together later when people said I'd disappeared), wiped the puke off myself as best I could with toilet paper, left the entire stall covered in spew, and stumbled off to the train station. I lasted 2 stops before getting off the train and puking again. Then I walked home for about an hour, too scared to call a taxi while covered in vomit.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

puking out the car window at 60mph.... several times....

 

[Intramuscular]

ROTF

Funny shit, bump for more.

 

[macDbol]

this guy is takeing it back to the classics

 

[Intramuscular]

macdbol

Yeah, been looking through all the drunk stories on here today and laughing my ass off. I guess some of my drunken highlights would be....

Beating the hell outta various items like parking meters, dumpsters, thermostats, and other things that prolly looked at me the wrong way.

I also took on 4 bodybuilders (much bigger than me) because I thought they were looking at my girl. Luckily, they were friends and just laughed at me.

Going to a chinese resturant with a buddy and haveing an eating contest. We downed about 5 plates each for the main course, and then had deserts. We also had some sushi btw. So that night we invited over these hot ass blondes that we were hopeing to get some from. They show up, and to cut to the chase, we threw up sushi all night long and they've never talked to us since.

Watching my buddy use his head like a batterying ram and put it through living room walls. Then he also decided, out of a stoke of genious, to go throw bottles in the highway. All I remember was alot of sirens and lights and running.

Another nasty one was that I passed out on a couch, and my buddy and his girl had sex on that couch while I was still there. I was so pissed to find that out.

Also once had an out door party and bought 1,000 bottle rockets. Bad Idea in the first place. We also bought 5 gallons of gas. Well we all got drunk, became pyros, and ended up haveing a bottle rocket war. No one got hurt, but we all had burns in our shirts and ash on our faces.

 

[AziaReign]

anyone have any crazy vomit stories after a night of partying or inside a bar/club?

Story #1: My 21st b-day..........Pauly and I along with a few friends went to a bar and we decided to roll that night.

The first 45 min I felt like I had to take a shit, false alarm of course, so we headed to the bar. After 20 min of freezing in the bar we sat down at a booth, bullshitting with friends, then I said "Hold on".......and stuck my head under the table and puked up all of my dinner I had just an hour before! For sure then I felt awesome, I told them all we needed to leave the table............we left w/out telling any of the staff about the incident.

Story #2: Eminem rave.

Bunch of us were hittin a fat j while inside the Eminem rave in a big abandoned warehouse. I was having a blast until I started to feel light-headed. I knelt down on the ground cause it was cooler, people were packed in there like damn sardines in a can. I told my friend Chris that I needed to leave so he followed behind me. I turned around and said that I was starting to black out, I couldn't see anything as I was walking. I leaned up against a table and then some kid threw me over his shoulder and carried me out the door, dead weight mind you. All the security (Harley men) were asking "What is she on? What did she take??!!" Chris was like "Just smokin' some clean weed man, she can't handle the heat." They leaned me up against a car and I was out. I couldn't stand up, it was fuckin' crazy. All of a sudden I started puking (only had a wine cooler in my stomach). Then I heard a roar of applause and a "We thought you weren't gonna make it!" come from a crowd of 100+ people still waiting in line. Damn, I'll never forget that night!

 

[bigguns7]

My brother was in a bar about two months ago, absolutely hammered. I bought him a shot, which he reluctantly took. He got "the look" and I told him to hurry to the bathroom. He turned around, took about two steps, and projectile vomited. There was a barback carrying a big bucket of ice to the bar, and my brother puked right into it. Needless to say he was thrown out.

 

[nick_067]

My story takes place when I was introduced to this chick that liked me. She seemed cool and we hit it off alright. We were out in the cuts drinking vodka. There were 6 of us just hanging out drinking. I was about 180 at the time so I figured I would out drink them no problem. Well after going head to head with them I was trashed, and they seemed fine. It was about 3:30 am and we decided it was time to head home. We left the hills we were at, and my friend started driving me back to my car at our work. On the way back I remember feeling hot so I opened up the window at put my head out. So at about 4 am I rifing through a little town hanging half out of a moving vehicle going about 50 mph. We get to a stop light and the flow began. It was an endless flow that lasted a good 3 miles. And of course the girl I was trying to impress, in the following car that my spew was splattering on. My pore friend had to hose off the passenger side door, because I turned his blue car yellow, with god knows what from my stomach. I've also got a story about wondering around a housing project by my house, in my underwear with pants around my ankles. I don't really remember too much of that. Just I was wallking, went to the park and swung half naked, played catch with some people with glow sticks (still half naked) then through up side by side with one of my boys around 3-4 am.

 

[TEST APE]

Went hunting with some buddies night before hit a local bar.....Normal drinks nothing spec..Some local ladies walk over and started to chat and asked if we wanted some Cherry Bombs...I have never heard of these so i said sure ....Wrong Move.....Cherry Bomb...Pure Moon Shine with Cherrys..They take a 5 gallon jug put in the Cherrys and the Shine and let sit for about 6 months.....In a shot glass goes 1 cherry and shine do the shot and bite the cherry and it Explodes in you mouth... the next morning&%&% I was a mess was up in my treestand and had some nasty spins All of a sudden i was puking like the exorcist and WHAM I shit my pants...Now pic these 20 feet high in a tree in 20 degree weather...I had to climb down and hike back 1.5 miles to the truck..With my jumpsuit Covered in puke and full of wet hot shit...not a good day...........