your best puke story!

[hugecalves]

I once puked so hard that I busted several blood vessels in my eyes and I looked like a fucking demon--That wasn't too bad when compared to the time I puked so hard I ruptured the recently repaired hernia behind my belly button--sad thing is that's the only ttwo times I've puked from drinking in all my 29 years.

 

[La0Tz3]

I've got two good puking stories!

First I was at a party and drank 3/4 of a bottle of cheap vodka within about an hour and suddenly got really scared and decided I had to go home - I'd been driven to the party and didn't really know where I was, but without telling anyone I started walking home. I remember vomiting at different sets of traffic lights, waiting for the light to go green, while people in cars waiting at the lights were staring at me. Also I caught a bus from somewhere to somewhere - I remembered this because I found a bus ticket the next day. Anyway I got home and couldn't open the door with my keys, but my flatmates let me in - they'd left an hour and a half after me and beat me home (it was some distance), and then I went into the laundry and vomited again and lay down and slept there.

Second story, I was at the work christmas party last year and because of the free alcohol and a bad influence buddy from work, I drank WAY too much. Got up and danced with a large breasted project manager, and also played air guitar with a large inflatable champagne bottle. Then I got sick and disappeared for two hours - in the toilet puking. Only problem, I was so drunk instead of puking into the toilet I sat down on the toilet and puked all over myself. Woke up (without realising I'd passed out - pieced this together later when people said I'd disappeared), wiped the puke off myself as best I could with toilet paper, left the entire stall covered in spew, and stumbled off to the train station. I lasted 2 stops before getting off the train and puking again. Then I walked home for about an hour, too scared to call a taxi while covered in vomit.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

puking out the car window at 60mph.... several times....

 

[Intramuscular]

ROTF

Funny shit, bump for more.

 

[macDbol]

this guy is takeing it back to the classics

 

[Intramuscular]

macdbol

Yeah, been looking through all the drunk stories on here today and laughing my ass off. I guess some of my drunken highlights would be....

Beating the hell outta various items like parking meters, dumpsters, thermostats, and other things that prolly looked at me the wrong way.

I also took on 4 bodybuilders (much bigger than me) because I thought they were looking at my girl. Luckily, they were friends and just laughed at me.

Going to a chinese resturant with a buddy and haveing an eating contest. We downed about 5 plates each for the main course, and then had deserts. We also had some sushi btw. So that night we invited over these hot ass blondes that we were hopeing to get some from. They show up, and to cut to the chase, we threw up sushi all night long and they've never talked to us since.

Watching my buddy use his head like a batterying ram and put it through living room walls. Then he also decided, out of a stoke of genious, to go throw bottles in the highway. All I remember was alot of sirens and lights and running.

Another nasty one was that I passed out on a couch, and my buddy and his girl had sex on that couch while I was still there. I was so pissed to find that out.

Also once had an out door party and bought 1,000 bottle rockets. Bad Idea in the first place. We also bought 5 gallons of gas. Well we all got drunk, became pyros, and ended up haveing a bottle rocket war. No one got hurt, but we all had burns in our shirts and ash on our faces.

 

[AziaReign]

anyone have any crazy vomit stories after a night of partying or inside a bar/club?

Story #1: My 21st b-day..........Pauly and I along with a few friends went to a bar and we decided to roll that night.

The first 45 min I felt like I had to take a shit, false alarm of course, so we headed to the bar. After 20 min of freezing in the bar we sat down at a booth, bullshitting with friends, then I said "Hold on".......and stuck my head under the table and puked up all of my dinner I had just an hour before! For sure then I felt awesome, I told them all we needed to leave the table............we left w/out telling any of the staff about the incident.

Story #2: Eminem rave.

Bunch of us were hittin a fat j while inside the Eminem rave in a big abandoned warehouse. I was having a blast until I started to feel light-headed. I knelt down on the ground cause it was cooler, people were packed in there like damn sardines in a can. I told my friend Chris that I needed to leave so he followed behind me. I turned around and said that I was starting to black out, I couldn't see anything as I was walking. I leaned up against a table and then some kid threw me over his shoulder and carried me out the door, dead weight mind you. All the security (Harley men) were asking "What is she on? What did she take??!!" Chris was like "Just smokin' some clean weed man, she can't handle the heat." They leaned me up against a car and I was out. I couldn't stand up, it was fuckin' crazy. All of a sudden I started puking (only had a wine cooler in my stomach). Then I heard a roar of applause and a "We thought you weren't gonna make it!" come from a crowd of 100+ people still waiting in line. Damn, I'll never forget that night!

 

[bigguns7]

My brother was in a bar about two months ago, absolutely hammered. I bought him a shot, which he reluctantly took. He got "the look" and I told him to hurry to the bathroom. He turned around, took about two steps, and projectile vomited. There was a barback carrying a big bucket of ice to the bar, and my brother puked right into it. Needless to say he was thrown out.

 

[nick_067]

My story takes place when I was introduced to this chick that liked me. She seemed cool and we hit it off alright. We were out in the cuts drinking vodka. There were 6 of us just hanging out drinking. I was about 180 at the time so I figured I would out drink them no problem. Well after going head to head with them I was trashed, and they seemed fine. It was about 3:30 am and we decided it was time to head home. We left the hills we were at, and my friend started driving me back to my car at our work. On the way back I remember feeling hot so I opened up the window at put my head out. So at about 4 am I rifing through a little town hanging half out of a moving vehicle going about 50 mph. We get to a stop light and the flow began. It was an endless flow that lasted a good 3 miles. And of course the girl I was trying to impress, in the following car that my spew was splattering on. My pore friend had to hose off the passenger side door, because I turned his blue car yellow, with god knows what from my stomach. I've also got a story about wondering around a housing project by my house, in my underwear with pants around my ankles. I don't really remember too much of that. Just I was wallking, went to the park and swung half naked, played catch with some people with glow sticks (still half naked) then through up side by side with one of my boys around 3-4 am.

 

[TEST APE]

Went hunting with some buddies night before hit a local bar.....Normal drinks nothing spec..Some local ladies walk over and started to chat and asked if we wanted some Cherry Bombs...I have never heard of these so i said sure ....Wrong Move.....Cherry Bomb...Pure Moon Shine with Cherrys..They take a 5 gallon jug put in the Cherrys and the Shine and let sit for about 6 months.....In a shot glass goes 1 cherry and shine do the shot and bite the cherry and it Explodes in you mouth... the next morning&%&% I was a mess was up in my treestand and had some nasty spins All of a sudden i was puking like the exorcist and WHAM I shit my pants...Now pic these 20 feet high in a tree in 20 degree weather...I had to climb down and hike back 1.5 miles to the truck..With my jumpsuit Covered in puke and full of wet hot shit...not a good day...........