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I was @ the gym about a month ago And over heard 2 guys talking about bying gear from a guy named satch-boogie. Boy that'll bring up bad memories want it. Anyway I just thought that was weird. what are the odds of meating some of you guys on here at the gym never knowing who you are. I didnt think anybody around here was on EF but me. I guess that dont mean these guys are on EF but s-boogie was a big name on here a few years ago. I was just thinking about that and wanted to share. Are there alot of southeren bros on EF. Give a shout for the south.
 
i heard about that. what a stupid scammer that guy sounds like.

sup arabian.
good to see you here bro.
 
Towards the end he was trying to sell his 'business', which should have been a good indication a scam was a good possibility. Too many decide to go out that way.
 
He fooled a lot. was good for a long time then went bad..

Yeah....I almost spent my enlistment bonus on some of that gear....he was still good then but he went bad around the time I was going to Italy.

Chef
 
Towards the end he was trying to sell his 'business', which should have been a good indication a scam was a good possibility. Too many decide to go out that way.


For real... and it still happens today.

I have never heard of anyone buying a roid biz and actually did well. LOL!
 
i remember the boogieman... prime example how good guys can go bad. I always ask for refs on a source even if I have used them a number of times. One minute they can be legit the next they are doing bad business which then leads to downright scamming
 
The typical wannabe.

SB cam on here many years ago, a clueless noob. Within on year of ass kissing the right people (Fonz, Citruline, Macrophage and a few others) he became a respected "bro." Before long he was an authority -- someone the new guys went to for advice. He was ALWAYS on the board and considered an expert for no other reason other than he was so into the game and was always present and always ready and willing to give advice. (As dubious as it may have been).

This is the world of internet boards folks. EF was no exception.

Once he started dealing, it was small. He probably felt a little gangsta and was hot shit for a minute. Then the little prick decided he could do just as well selling bogus gear or not delivering at all. He was bored with bodybuilding and juicing and decided he was going to cash in on all the suckers who trusted him.

Soon after that debacle, EF regrouped -- broke up the little "Mod Mafia" that was going on, got some new people in, and has been keeping a tight ship ever since to insure we have the best board, with the best mods and best members and the best information. Kudo's to Rick and George for that.
 
Towards the end he was trying to sell his 'business', which should have been a good indication a scam was a good possibility. Too many decide to go out that way.[/QUO

He said 100k. I get "shingles" just thinkin about that time frame. Why ya'll gotta bring chit up.
 
Dude LOVED pushin Primo! Remember him telling everyone to do a gram a week!
 
he was the skinniest chubby guy i've ever seen. He was a tool kit and i'm glad i didnt give that dude a penny. Feel sorry for the good bros that he got. i hope he is dead.
 
Well. I'm right at 99% positive something happened around the time the texas thing accured. That's when he started the shit on selling out.
Once you know or think somethings going on you should shutdown shop and communicate with nobody.
 
The typical wannabe.

SB cam on here many years ago, a clueless noob. Within on year of ass kissing the right people (Fonz, Citruline, Macrophage and a few others) he became a respected "bro." Before long he was an authority -- someone the new guys went to for advice. He was ALWAYS on the board and considered an expert for no other reason other than he was so into the game and was always present and always ready and willing to give advice. (As dubious as it may have been).

This is the world of internet boards folks. EF was no exception.

Once he started dealing, it was small. He probably felt a little gangsta and was hot shit for a minute. Then the little prick decided he could do just as well selling bogus gear or not delivering at all. He was bored with bodybuilding and juicing and decided he was going to cash in on all the suckers who trusted him.

So very true it happened a few times with CHL etc.

Satch started under the name of leancuisine as a 100% newb and getting banned for advertising. He reinvented himself as SB, became a sponsor and then went about building up a rep and a large wage packet. It was so obvious but eveytime people are taken for the same old trick

Wrongun!
 
Yeah, it sucks, but that kind of thing happens soooo much in this sub-culture. It's almost like it's an accepted/common business plan or something! Guy starts small, gains momentum, starts earning trust, gets a lot of money flowing. Then, the inevitable (for so many anyway) he decides to cash out the business by taking a ton of orders and dissapears. I think the reason is that at that point a lot of guys look at the numbers and think, "Hey, I'm only making "X" percentage markup here, but if I took two months worth of orders with no cost to me I'd be sitting pretty for a long time...."

One guy, years back, was operating out of Spain and went belly up. By what I could gather through open internet communication alone he was grossing about $200,000 a month- and that was just by what was open and out on the boards- i.e. people who specifically said, "I ordered this, paid this..." etc. I think he took a couple months worth of orders and semi-retired! Remember, at 5.5% conservatively invested (or even in some savings and checking accounts if you hunt them down) $400,000 will bring in $22,000 a year in interest. Not that I'm condoning or encouraging this. Hell, I've lost a nice little chunk of my hard earned money over the years (none recently thank God). But, I think this is the thinking these guys have, if not a plan for this from the beginning- if they are business minded to begin with. Sucks, don't it?
 
Yeah, it sucks, but that kind of thing happens soooo much in this sub-culture. It's almost like it's an accepted/common business plan or something! Guy starts small, gains momentum, starts earning trust, gets a lot of money flowing. Then, the inevitable (for so many anyway) he decides to cash out the business by taking a ton of orders and dissapears. I think the reason is that at that point a lot of guys look at the numbers and think, "Hey, I'm only making "X" percentage markup here, but if I took two months worth of orders with no cost to me I'd be sitting pretty for a long time...."

One guy, years back, was operating out of Spain and went belly up. By what I could gather through open internet communication alone he was grossing about $200,000 a month- and that was just by what was open and out on the boards- i.e. people who specifically said, "I ordered this, paid this..." etc. I think he took a couple months worth of orders and semi-retired! Remember, at 5.5% conservatively invested (or even in some savings and checking accounts if you hunt them down) $400,000 will bring in $22,000 a year in interest. Not that I'm condoning or encouraging this. Hell, I've lost a nice little chunk of my hard earned money over the years (none recently thank God). But, I think this is the thinking these guys have, if not a plan for this from the beginning- if they are business minded to begin with. Sucks, don't it?



Fonz?
The soccer player?
lol
 
In my opinion he had two guys that I haven't seen on here in a while as partners with him. I'd name they're names but I'm not a 100% sure so I'll shut up!! They used to push the same shit as Satch would recommend, they also were always posting up pics of they're expensive rides and big homes with all the renos they would do to their basements, it's like they were rubbing it in our faces. They to always pushed primo.

I'm glad we don't see those pussies anymore!!
 
I was @ the gym about a month ago And over heard 2 guys talking about bying gear from a guy named satch-boogie. Boy that'll bring up bad memories want it. Anyway I just thought that was weird. what are the odds of meating some of you guys on here at the gym never knowing who you are. I didnt think anybody around here was on EF but me. I guess that dont mean these guys are on EF but s-boogie was a big name on here a few years ago. I was just thinking about that and wanted to share. Are there alot of southeren bros on EF. Give a shout for the south.
i'm from tha south North MS Memphis TN Metro Area/Mid South whatever you wanna call it..
 
I was @ the gym about a month ago And over heard 2 guys talking about bying gear from a guy named satch-boogie. Boy that'll bring up bad memories want it. Anyway I just thought that was weird. what are the odds of meating some of you guys on here at the gym never knowing who you are. I didnt think anybody around here was on EF but me. I guess that dont mean these guys are on EF but s-boogie was a big name on here a few years ago. I was just thinking about that and wanted to share. Are there alot of southeren bros on EF. Give a shout for the south.

I remember that name from a few years back.
 
Hes one of the main reasons this board has changed for the better. So many people were on his nuts it was unbelievable. Fuck, I didnt even think he looked like he had ever touched a weight, but at the time had I said that, so many people would have jumped down my throat it wouldnt have been worth it.

I think after 2 years of human grade gear use and hgh he maxed out at a 315lb bench.HAHA

God thank goodness, this board went away from these wanna bees and all the UG labs discussions.
 
In my opinion he had two guys that I haven't seen on here in a while as partners with him. I'd name they're names but I'm not a 100% sure so I'll shut up!! They used to push the same shit as Satch would recommend, they also were always posting up pics of they're expensive rides and big homes with all the renos they would do to their basements, it's like they were rubbing it in our faces. They to always pushed primo.

I'm glad we don't see those pussies anymore!!

Agree 100% and yes they are still around

Wrongun!
 
In my opinion he had two guys that I haven't seen on here in a while as partners with him. I'd name they're names but I'm not a 100% sure so I'll shut up!! They used to push the same shit as Satch would recommend, they also were always posting up pics of they're expensive rides and big homes with all the renos they would do to their basements, it's like they were rubbing it in our faces. They to always pushed primo.

I'm glad we don't see those pussies anymore!!

newbebynatur
indycamaro
:biggrin:
 
I was @ the gym about a month ago And over heard 2 guys talking about bying gear from a guy named satch-boogie. Boy that'll bring up bad memories want it. Anyway I just thought that was weird. what are the odds of meating some of you guys on here at the gym never knowing who you are. I didnt think anybody around here was on EF but me. I guess that dont mean these guys are on EF but s-boogie was a big name on here a few years ago. I was just thinking about that and wanted to share. Are there alot of southeren bros on EF. Give a shout for the south.

Seeing this name makes me want to smash someone in the grill:mad: Him AND BlackSheep:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Boy was my luck bad a few years ago
 
you guys remember the pics he posted of his stash a couple times? someone do a search im sure they are still around, i dont have time. i remember the first time i saw the pics, i fuckin came in my pants lol

anyhow yeah he was huge before he went bad, hes prob online under another name doing the same thing now, setting everyone up again.
 
Who remembers when Satch had that great idea of getting himself a 1-800 number so you could just call up and talk to your source about shit?

That lasted about a week.
 
Was just about to order from him when we went sour.... got lucky... was going to be my first order of AS ever too.

Galaxy and Need2 I think are the only names I reconginize from that time...

IndyCamero... LMAO..
 
Was just about to order from him when we went sour.... got lucky... was going to be my first order of AS ever too.

Galaxy and Need2 I think are the only names I reconginize from that time...

IndyCamero... LMAO..

Satch says,"Oh Indy, where have you been?" In Key West.
Indy says, "Oh Satch, where have you been?" San Fransisco.
Both then say,"Distance makes the heart grow fonder."
:blow:
 
You could start a museum with all the UG lab stuff we will never see again. It was like a Golden Age.lolo
 
50 posts about a shitty source with over priced gear and known fake primos hell what about george young?
 
How about "carth"? I'm sure he was one of them too!! I had those guys pegged way before all the bullshit came to light but I didn't know who to talk to about it, I'm just glad people saw it as clear as I did
 
How about "carth"? I'm sure he was one of them too!! I had those guys pegged way before all the bullshit came to light but I didn't know who to talk to about it, I'm just glad people saw it as clear as I did

Now you got somebody "I" can't stand. He was nothin but a spoiled brat and a high maintenence lil bitch that did nothing on here but brag about everything he had. Who, "if the truth be known", let his woman shove steleto heels up his ass.
 
I loved Ret.He would constantly fuck with Satch and DBBT. YOu wanna talk about impressive stash pictures. Rets were untouchable.
 
I miss you ret!!!!!!:chomp:

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Yeah, he was russian i think? Had his own website and everything. He seemed like a good guy too. I remember he was really big on dbols and took a very large daily dose. Think he posted a video of himself on here once.
I can remember the bodybuilding contest we had on here between Carth and Satch, that was fun as hell to watch unfold. Those were the good old days!
 
yeh he was a big boy and in good shape. He would take 100 mgs + of anabol regularly.
 
Ret was a good Bro, I wish the dude was still around and didnt retire.
 
Ret was a good dude. But wasn't his minimum amount something like $3000
 
Galaxy is right though. 2 years ago there was honestly a couple new UGs every week. And all those guys would back em up.

Need2... I got some pics of some of the UG vials...

Ret. was one ripped mofo that was always straight forward, and could back it up. Good bro.
 
satch was very overpriced for what he had....ret was the man...the vids of him doing shoulder pressess and he was ripped/big. i used to keep replaying it.. damn i want to be like him one day....2bad he "retired"
 
WELL LOOKIE WHAT WE HAVE HERE! Is that you Satch?

First of all, whenever someone tries to defend himself by attacking others, YOU KNOW they got nothing.

Anyway, I have nothing to do with what banners EF has and I'll let needto defend himself. But WHY WAS I BANNED? I wasn't bro. I quit. WHY? Because the place was controlled by a small group of pricks who wanted to scam its members and didn't want anyone getting in their way. At the time I felt I wasn't getting any support so I bagged it. Once Rick came in, he cleaned house. He saw who was ruining the site and banned THEIR asses. He then asked me back on good faith, I accepted on good faith, and the site has been cool ever since.

Now the bigger question should be, if you are satch, what made YOU such an authority and why did you rip people off?

You're on.
 
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damn, are you the real satch?
if so, what the heck was the deal with you scamming everyone?
 
Ok people...let's not get carried away. Alters are still not allowed.

I'm curious who would come on and try to defend satch. At the same time I'm open to discussion and think people should have the right to defend themselves and speak their mind. I also believe if someone is proving himself to be an ass he should have his head handed to him. I think this guys is on his way to having that happen.
 
I'm curious who would come on and try to defend satch. At the same time I'm open to discussion and think people should have the right to defend themselves and speak their mind. I also believe if someone is proving himself to be an ass he should have his head handed to him. I think this guys is on his way to having that happen.
+1, i wanted to find out if that guy was satch. we will never know.
 
+1, i wanted to find out if that guy was satch. we will never know.

In the world of alters, if a guy has no posts or very few, you've never seen him around the boards, comes into a thread with a name similar to that being talked about in the thread and defends that guy trying to cause controversy, guess what?? It's an alter bro...satch or not, alters are against board rules...
 
There was so much Satch dick riding going on here back in the day. He might have been good to go but his prices were absolutely insane. I remember the JA vs. Satch picture contests and neither one looked like they did any gear even though Satch was running Primo at 1g a week at the time.

Lol at the mention of Fonz as well......what a character that guy was. I think he claimed he was a super spy/pro soccer player/bodybuilder on ridiculous amounts of gear but still photoshopped pics. Wasn't he caught recommending DNP to girls on an eating disorder message board?

Fuck Satch that POS scammer......a lot of good bros got screwed on that one I'm sure.
 
satch was very overpriced for what he had....ret was the man...the vids of him doing shoulder pressess and he was ripped/big. i used to keep replaying it.. damn i want to be like him one day....2bad he "retired"

Ret used higher doses of gear than almost anyone I can think of. He posted some of the shit he takes at one point and it was almost sickening. He was jacked though.
 
1500 said ret was a cool dude and i saw a pic of his stuff. it was huge.
fonz seems like a crazy dude. still seems smart as hell though.
fonz vs. eviction seems like a classic thread.

and lol at the fact that AAP told me fonz says his camera could bend light waves
 
Oh the good ole days
many times I considered buying from ret or satch, kinda glad I didn't , price or red flags keeped me away
So many UGs at the time to choose from like chemco(busted) with his 50ml jugs of test:p
 
Satch had posted pics of his blue Ferrari 456 GT ( with white leather ) quite an unusual car, I doubt there were more than 30 sold in the whole USA in that color, surely someone could have got a friendly Ferrari dealer to track it down. ( doubt there were many owners in their twenties )
 
Satch had posted pics of his blue Ferrari 456 GT ( with white leather ) quite an unusual car, I doubt there were more than 30 sold in the whole USA in that color, surely someone could have got a friendly Ferrari dealer to track it down. ( doubt there were many owners in their twenties )


your name takes me back to about 2000-2001 SBC. the man the myth the legend.
 
your name takes me back to about 2000-2001 SBC. the man the myth the legend.

I actually wanted the user name SoreButtCheeks with the S on the end but it seems to be gone already, I probably registered it years ago and lost the email and password associated with it.

Anyway I'd bet my bottom dollar Satch is still around. Have you all forgotten his claims of diplomatic status via his parents that allowed him to fly through customs with suit cases full of Primo vials ?
 
I actually wanted the user name SoreButtCheeks with the S on the end but it seems to be gone already, I probably registered it years ago and lost the email and password associated with it.

Anyway I'd bet my bottom dollar Satch is still around. Have you all forgotten his claims of diplomatic status via his parents that allowed him to fly through customs with suit cases full of Primo vials ?

You know? Ya'll need to stop giving that coddsack the satisfaction of rememberance.
 
I actually wanted the user name SoreButtCheeks with the S on the end but it seems to be gone already, I probably registered it years ago and lost the email and password associated with it.

Anyway I'd bet my bottom dollar Satch is still around. Have you all forgotten his claims of diplomatic status via his parents that allowed him to fly through customs with suit cases full of Primo vials ?

SBC been a long time

As you say Satch is still around and would bet if he is not already will be active aqain

Wrongun!
 
You know? Ya'll need to stop giving that coddsack the satisfaction of rememberance.

That i can agree on may he rot in hell!:mad:


I'm thinking if locking this unless someone has something else to add.

RADAR
 
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