Man, another one of the boy band generation that thinks his lifestyle choices are the problem and the women he chooses to date are not. It blows my mind to what extent some guys will go to just to keep their steady supply of ass in check.
Why be in a commited relationship if you need to live this secret life behind your old lady's back? I'll laugh my ass off when she catches you and remains silent about it-but only until after she sucks your best friends cock for payback.
What you reep is what you sow. If you lie to her-your karmic payback will be her lying to you 3 fold-whether she finds your stash or not. Chicks are generally better liars than guys too-so she may bang a few more of your bros before you actually find out from your Dr cuz you have genital warts and/or herpes simplex 12 or something.
Any bitch that you can't trust in your home to not snoop for/destroy your gear shouldn't even know your last name, let alone where you live. She probably has spytracker loaded on your pc and monitors all of your incoming/outgoing emails too. It's just a matter of time before you get a divorce and become a statistic. End it now before she finds a new dick to latch on to. As soon as she finds one, you're history. It's not like this is the 1st time some shit like this has happened you say? Chicks have a memory like an elephant. My guess is she still pissed at you for the 1st time she destroyed your stash, so your realtionship was doomed to failure ever since.
Here ya go-read and learn.
http://fireyourwife.com/