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jnevin
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blueta2 said:Thought this joke was appropriate for this thread
The CIA had a job opening for an assassin.
>
> After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing
> were done, there
> were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final
> test, the CIA
> agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed
> him a gun.
>
> "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no
> matter what the
> circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife
> sitting in a chair.
>
> "Kill her."
>
> "The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot
> my wife."
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this
> job."
>
> "The second man was given the same instructions. He took
> the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
> the man came out
> with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
> wife."
>
> "The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
> "Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
> Shots were
> heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming,
> crashing, banging on
> the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
> opened slowly and
> there stood the woman.
>
> She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is
> loaded with blanks.
> I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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>
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lol
I know my wife and I wouldn't be hired. I'd be glad to get rid of her family though...
