This Is The Kind Of Stuff that Hacks Me Off About Gay Dudes

[Jae]

I fail to see how you identified this man as "gay".

Do you have a gaydar? (are you gay?)

Was he mouthing the words to "It's Raining Men"?

Did he have his pubes shaved and dyed in the image of a pink triangle?

Was he in the company of Cher?


Otherwise, how do you know he was gay. Maybe he was staring because he had never seen such a raging case of love handles on someone like yourself.

 

[starfish]

JAE,

LMAO

 

[curling]

Well jae, you don't think it was just a little odd this dude followed me over the that bath right when I walk by? And then went and sat right in front of me with his legs spread like he was sitting on a horse. Then after I leave that one he follow(instantly) to the next one. He was a flamer no doubt about it. And btw I am at 10% body fat now so I don't have love handles jerkwad.

 

[p0ink]

"I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?" -curling

hehe j/k

 

[Jae]

I think the reason he followed you and offered you the invite to "eat at the Y" is because you set his gaydar off. You were giving off vibes. Strong ones.

Maybe you should stop wearing those "Musthel Nekthlathesss" that NYCBoy is selling to you.

 

[frorider6]

"I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?" -curling

hehe j/k

*golf clap*

 

[Test boy]

I have more men come onto me than women. It really doesn't bother me but I wish more women would be aggressive. The ones who are usually don't look too good.

About the only thing that bothers me is when someone stares for more than 10 minutes. My rugged good lucks just seem to mesmerize some people.

 

[musclebrains]

I think the reason he followed you and offered you the invite to "eat at the Y" is because you set his gaydar off. You were giving off vibes. Strong ones.

I know you meant that as a joke and yet....is it common for straight men to compare themselves to another guy with a "body kind of like Brad Pitt"? That sounds really gay to me.

 

[musclebrains]

Re: Re: Re: This Is The Kind Of Stuff that Hacks Me Off About Gay Dudes

I actually see your point. Maybe they should have two different pools one for gay people and one for straight people so there won't be any sexual misunderstandings.

Curling, what do you care? Single people hit on married people and vice versa. Kinky people hit on vanilla people. In the theater of eros, there are constant miscues and confusions and nearly everyone acts like an idiot now and then. We don't need to segregate people according to their desire in order to make you more comfortable about your own sexuality, do we?

Fact is nobody minds being leered at by someone they find mutually attractive. Just say "no," Curling. Be one of, um, Nancy's Boys.

 

[musclebrains]

About the only thing that bothers me is when someone stares for more than 10 minutes. My rugged good lucks just seem to mesmerize some people.