This chick I know has fucked 35 dudes

[StickFigure]

mwhahaha lets me know when and where im in a shit disturbing mood

when the call comes in, you're the first one on my list to notify.

 

[theoak01]

awesome i like collateral damage

 

[Saintinistic]

I wanted to slap her and ask how many gallons of cum her body has absorbed...

Absorbed. Amazing imagery there. Osmosis on the vaginal level.

Got a nasty girl there.

Though when I was 25, I hit a 17yr old, and found out after I squirted juice up her that I was #40! and that she had only been active for a year.

I was more offended that she had a higher hit rate than I did at that age.

 

[HiDnGoD]

I was more offended that she had a higher hit rate than I did at that age.

Bor, if females put themselves to the task with the same zeal that males do, the numbers would be exponentially higher. They got the control, if they don't relinquish it, psychologically.

 

[Saintinistic]

That is very true.

Guys strive to get action, while women have it gravitate towards them. Knew a girl that would go out everynight for a new score, and never wore rubber. She had no self respect and would hit on the first guy at the bar I went to.

she did the rounds. When I first met her I didnt know her reputation and I did her at this party, after coming down from upstairs, she hooked into a new guy that turned up and took him upstairs, still full of my jizzle.

I got tested every couple of months after that for 2 years, and wore a skin so I couldnt pass anything on. But I was clear.

Long term relations have there benefits. Glad im happy in mine.

 

[dullboy]

dullboy thinks destroyer69 and jujubeans should hate fuck eachother and let dullboy video the whole ugly mess.

 

[The Bigdawg]

WoW my girl is a frigid little prude?, She is about the same age as you, but atleast with her she looks 10years younger than what she is unlike.......... and way more class than you will ever have schema.
Whats my mother go to do with anything? I dont know what your problem is maybe as a child you were hugged too much or not enough. You feel you have to asert what you may call female dominance on this board, but really your arguments are pointless.Typical views from a man hating beast. End of the day what you lack is integrity and class, maybe the reason why your husband cant stand you......oops.

So instead of trying to stomp all over people which you are doing a piss poor job because you are pathetic, pay more attention to looking after your HUSBAND and kids before your makeup, doll face.

Like I said this thread doesnt need another whore.

NEXT!!!

Hahah you hate to be attacked then, dont worry honey I have found the perfect woman, you self-centred bitch. Manifested so much in your own ego it becomes quite sickening most of the times. Attack me aye? No doubt you are getting offended by all this because you were similar to this woman in her early 20's, so go back to the barn you came from and dive into the pile of makeup you so religiously put on every morning.
So go back to being and as you said "a whore in the bedroom" because this thread doesnt need another

Dude where do you get the right to speak about how I feel about my wife when you don’t have a fucking clue! You have no idea of how much of an idiot you make yourself out to be as you don’t know me and you certainly don’t know her.

Since you are so interested, she wears less makeup in a week then most will in year you simple little boy and she has yet to be guessed anything other then 10-12 years younger then she is when we went out.

What man doesn’t want a women who can be a classy wife and mother outside the bedroom and a whore in it. I guess guys like you have to settle for what you can get.

What I can tell you is that you wouldn’t have the balls to say that kind of shit about her with me in front of you, well not without wetting your pants anyways.

 

[EnderJE]

Dude where do you get the right to speak about how I feel about my wife when you don’t have a fucking clue! You have no idea of how much of an idiot you make yourself out to be as you don’t know me and you certainly don’t know her.

Since you are so interested, she wears less makeup in a week then most will in year you simple little boy and she has yet to be guessed anything other then 10-12 years younger then she is when we went out.

What man doesn’t want a women who can be a classy wife and mother outside the bedroom and a whore in it. I guess guys like you have to settle for what you can get.

What I can tell you is that you wouldn’t have the balls to say that kind of shit about her with me in front of you, well not without wetting your pants anyways.

So, how's the new job?

 

[The Bigdawg]

So, how's the new job?

Better then I thought it would be. I was not sure if it would be a big enough challange when I accepted it but at least for the next year it will be.

It feels great to be going to work again everyday and using my brain again. I can't get by on my looks forever you know!

First payday this week so that makes it even better!!!!

 

[EnderJE]

I can't get by on my looks forever you know!

Best joke I've heard in along time.