The iron is my friend from middle school that never calls anymore.

[NoDaddyNo]

The iron. It is heavy. Heavy like iron.
My friends are all dicks. Having sex.
Drinking. I am failing school.
Why.
The iron is there for me.
The iron doesn't cheat on my like that bitch. I called her 5 times a day and asked her who she was with.
I loved her.
She went off with some little guy.

The iron never calls me, and I don't call the iron.
I just push it around, like the way dad did to me.
I'll show you dad.
1 rep, 2.
How do you like me now?

Physics is hard. I am its bitch.
3 reps, 4.

5 reps and done. New PR.
I want to kick the ass of someone smarter than me.

Bio class beckons.

 

[Scotsman]

ah the call of the IRON.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[spatts]

Chat board must be slow today.

 

[hellboy]

Now THAT is the best poem about iron EVER.

I would like to nominate NDN as poet laureate of Elite Fitness.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Chat board must be slow today.

Nope, but I am.

 

[Synpax]

Sounds like eminem.

 

[Backlash]

Great poem