Share your drunk or hangover stories!

[DcupSheepNipples]

I will start of with one of my scary ones first. Freshman year in college in the dorms. A Japanese student bought a bunch of JD and decided to share the wealth. Every one started drinking kicking back and listening to music. Being dumb fucker I had a 12 ounce plastic cup filled with JD. After finishing, I had another straight 12 ounce cup filled. I started going a little nuts. Trying to start fights etc. I was incoherent and couldnt really stand. Everyone grabbed me, and took me to my room and I passed out. Luckily I was on my side, and didnt drown in my own puke. I spewed JD out of my mouth all night. When I awoke there was puke everywhere. I felt like total shit. Kept puking. So I tried to drink water. I pucked water for 24 hours straight. The good thing that came about it was word got out about my near death experiance and all the cute dorms chicks came to visit me. I have drunk everclear etc etc since then, but when I even get a wiff of JD I start getting the dry heavs!

 

[smallmovesal]

blech

once i got drunk on a work night because my friends bought me two shots and i get drunk easily... i felt sick so i tried to sleep it off... well... i passed out and then all of a sudden i woke up and spewed vomit across my bed...

i got it all over everything so i thought i'd quietly put it in the washing machine and no one would be the wiser... well, i didn't think in my stupor that i'd need to WASH off the stuff before throwing it into the washer... PLUS i stuffed everything into it... anyway, then i threw some sheets on my bed and went to sleep... well, the next morning i found out that the washer started to smoke from the size of the load and my parents were up trying to clear the air in the basement...

but i found out there was a problem waiting to go on the washer anyway so in a way it was a good thing. well, regardless, i've never lived it down with my family as a joke after they got over being mad...

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Ok a year later I had taken a bunch of white crosses earlier in the day to get psyc up for a workout. I forgot that I took them. Later me and the bro's decided to get drunk. I got two crazy horses of malt Liquer. I slammed them in a few minutes flat. It hit me real hard. My face turned all red and I felt a litte bit phyco. One of the bros said something about my red face and started to make fun of me. I got pissed of grabbed him and threw him in a trash can! I proceded to grab anyone I saw and did the same to them! One of them grabbed a baseball bat and beat me with it. I just remember that my bros telling me the next day that, I went postal and they knocked me out.

 

[smallmovesal]

you're a violent drunk.

i just get really happy to see everyone and i hug people.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

No, actually I'm the life of the party. Those are just my real bad incidents.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

But that's with friends. Dealing with a bunch of Punks starting shit is another story!

 

[smallmovesal]

ah

 

[Austin316]

I cut myself off before I get too tipsy, or tell someone else to cut me off in advance. I hate throwing up more than anything and will avoid it at all costs

 

[KAYNE]

I RARELY GET DRUNK. VERY RARELY.


KAYNE

 

[theoak01]

one nite i wetn over to a friends and was going to have a beer and only one since i knew i had to work at 7 am ,well one turned to two and by 4 am i had downed 15 beer,i called my dad he came and got me and i woke up drunk and went to work,i passed out so many times at work then puked up stomach bile,and everytime i had to pump the gas i would puke from teh fumes,i bet so many ppl got free gas cuz i passed out and didnt know lol