share a sex-fail story

[broonzy]

I can too, but not when it's just standing at full attention. I need to do an awkward lean with a hand on the wall and I gotta bend it down a little but not too much.

Ok, fak. TMI

Me too, although it's very uncomfortable and I hate doing it.

 

[Razorguns]

Wait.

So all i've gotten out of this thread so far, is that nefertiti has a urine fetish.

r

 

[nefertiti]

So all i've gotten out of this thread so far, is that nefertiti has a urine fetish.

omg, no I don't! lol

red - I believe it, but I was 19 at the time and had only been with one other guy. It was watery, he told me he thought it was pee when he squirted like that (but that it felt like a mini orgasm - so you're definitely right), so to my brain in that instant, it was pee. I haven't run into that since.

And yeah...all on his lap. My reaction was instant and there was no time to even turn my head. And no, I did not finish him off after that lol.

 

[cindylou]

I've never experienced precum - that squirted anyway. not a pee like squirt.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I've never experienced precum - that squirted anyway. not a pee like squirt.

are u calling me a liar? ill prove it

 

[redsamurai]

And yeah...all on his lap. My reaction was instant and there was no time to even turn my head. And no, I did not finish him off after that lol.

you didn't finish him? wulfgar will be displeased greatly when he hears of this. Talk about making a man love you for life and worship the ground you walk on for all eternity.........I mean opportunity missed hon..........

 

[ortiz34]

two girls and me

Ortiz was overwhelmed and went soft

 

[Thandie]

nope.
i can only say this: one involved an onion and a peeping tom.
another involved me ending up with a black eye
the last one didn't happen to me, but involved anal penetration and vomit.

Ok, now I'm curious!!

 

[bobby716]

I never cummed from head until about 2 years ago some large large and i mean fuckin large heffer said if she could finish me in under 5 min from head i had to give up my spot on the beer pong table .. Obv i aint turing this down .. Needless to say this fuckin moose must have thought my shit was a sausage and i was done in like 3 min .. Unreal pornstar quality .. Just couldnt look down cuz i was about 10 deep and i prob would have blown chunks cuz she was so gross

 

[bobby716]

Failed sex .. Still the story i posted last year was the worst .. My mom and gf catching me in the act .. Talk about a boner killer